User:Kvn8907

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About

Y This user is a member of Generation Y.
teen This user is a teenager.
This user was born on September 8th.
This user is a student
Ford This user drives a Ford.
This user does not smoke.
This user is right-handed.
sibs-3 This user has 2 older sisters and 1 older brother.
BRO This user has a Big Brother
SIS This user has a Big Sister
This user knows by heart the first 10 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
1+1=3? This user does not understand mathematics.
YOU This user is Time magazine Person of the Year 2006.
met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.
GOP This user supports the U.S. Republican Party.



! This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.
This user loves userboxes.
This user is a caring cat owner.
This user is a mental health consumer.
OCD This user lives with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
This user is a Virgo.
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian user who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
they This user considers singular they standard English usage.
to / too
/ two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
BO This User wears deoderant
This user has brown hair.
This user tries to drive the speed limit, but may slightly drift above it.
This user has blue eyes.


This user is currently reading 800,000,000: The Real China by Ross Terrill.


Sex

This user is male.

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This user enjoys a varied sex life.

(Alternating between hands constitutes varied, right?)

This user is a virgin.
porn This user enjoys pornography.


Computer related:

Computer

fan-3 This user thinks that Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 is the best computer or video game ever made.
js-1 This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.
NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad.
PC gaming really floats this user's boat!
TS Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now!
game
dev
This user is interested in computer and video game development.
intel inside This user uses Intel processors exclusively.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
SC3K
This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
This user contributes using a PC.
CIV This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.


Internet

IE This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user is using a web browser.
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
An Adventurer is this User.
This user uses eMule
This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database.
LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal.
This user has a profile on MySpace.
This user's news source is The Onion.
Y!
This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.
Y! This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
This user is interested in the military.
This User has an interest in Weaponry


Non-computer related:


TV

MST3K This user is a MSTie.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
FG
This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
J! This user phrases responses in the form of a question.
This user is a fan of
Star Trek: Voyager.


Movies


Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...
TA Bak user derka derka derka!
SW
III
This user thinks Revenge of the Sith was the best chapter of the Star Wars saga.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of actor or actress Arnold Schwarzenegger.
fan-1 This user is a fan of actor or actress Mel Gibson.
fan-1 This user is a fan of actor or actress Pierce Brosnan.
This user believes that Flyboys is the most romantic film ever.


Music

GD This user does not like Green Day.
band-2 This user likes the band Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.
band-2 This user likes the band Garbage.
band-3 This user loves the band The Kimberly Trip.
band-3 This user loves the band The Bravery.
Michelle
Branch
This user is a fan of Michelle Branch.
fan-3 This user loves "Weird Al" Yankovic.
This user enjoys pop music.
cRap This user can't stand rap/hip hop music.


World

This user is of English ancestry.
en-
us
-N
This user is a native speaker of American English.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.
This user's time zone is EST.

2
This user has set foot in 2 countries of the world.



Opinions

atheos This user is an atheist.

This user is a humanist.
This user is a secular humanist.
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user
opposes monarchism.
This user advocates democracy.
This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.
This user supports the use of nuclear power.
This user supports recycling.
This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
98
This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.
This user supports the United Nations.
This user supports the European Union.
NATO This user supports NATO.



This user supports EU enlargement.
This user wants Norway
to adopt the euro.

Norway should join, not necessarily for any political reason, but so Sweden and Finland will stop looking like a cock and ball on the Euro coins.

This user wants all of Europe to adopt the euro.
This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes.
This user thinks that Wikipedia is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.
PC This user is pro-choice.
This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
Eu This user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.
This user supports a capital punishment.
This user's favourite colour is blue.
This user couldn't care less about football.
BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.
This user does not like socklessness.
This user prefers color photography.
Sony CineAlta This user supports digital cinematography.
This user finds that international copyright law does more harm than intended good.
This user is a cat lover.
This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid-shaped Earth, not a flat, hollow, or spherical one.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
This User Supports the Secular Identity of Turkey.
This user does not believe in anthropogenic global warming.


Interests

This user understands biological evolution.
This user is interested in Evolution.
This user is interested in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.
Fx This user is interested in space exploration.
This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
This user is interested in ancient Egypt.
This user is interested in ancient Rome.
This user is interested in Ancient Greece.
This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.
This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!
Clown_chili_peppers.jpg This user is just one of the Bozos on this bus!
>_< This person dislikes Manga (or doesn't admit to reading it).
Big Brother is watching this user.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.
This user enjoys comics.
This user is a fan of Dune.
Dune This user knows that fear is the mind-killer.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
This user has a television set.


Food

This user is an omnivore.
This user eats ham.
This user loves to eat beef.
This user eats chicken.
This user is a cereal killer.
This user is a waffle eater.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user eats quesadillas.
This user eats apples.
This user eats bananas.
This user loves oranges.
If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.
Pear This user eats pears.
This user loves to eat pineapples.
This user eats watermelon.
This user eats tomatoes.
This user eats cucumbers.
This user eats fries, or chips.
This user eats potatoes.


Sweets

This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.
This user loves
donuts.
This user loves cake.
This user loves brownies.
This user eats chocolate.
This user eats cookies.
This user enjoys jelly beans.
This user likes pie.


Drink

This user drinks chocolate milk.
C2H5
OH-0
This user is a non-drinker.
C This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P
This user drinks hot chocolate.
This user drinks milk.
P This user drinks Pepsi.
This user drinks Snapple.
Sprite This user drinks Sprite
New concepts for userboxes keep popping up in this user's mind.

I really like userboxes, but I don't really feel like making three columns of userboxes, so I decided I'll just use some filler. I'm a big fan of lists anyway.

If you see a userbox that no longer works, feel free to correct or delete it.

First, articles I've personally started:

And here's a list of all the computer games I have (not all are completely finished):

  • 007 Nightfire
  • 1503 AD The New World
  • Age of Empires Gold Edition
  • Age of Empires II - The Age of Kings
  • Age of Empires II The Conquerors
  • Age of Mythology
  • Age of Wonders
  • Age of Wonders II: The Wizard's Throne
  • Army Men
  • Army Men II
  • Army Men Toys in Space
  • Black and White Deluxe
  • Blitzkrieg
  • Castle Explorer
  • Civilization
  • Civilization II
  • Civilization III
  • Civilization Test of Time
  • Close Combat 3
  • Comanche 4
  • Command & Conquer
  • Command & Conquer: Generals
  • Command & Conquer: Generals Zero Hour
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert - The Aftermath
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
  • Command & Conquer: Renegade
  • Command & Conquer: The Covert Operations
  • Command & Conquer: Tiberium Sun
  • Command & Conquer: Yuri's Revenge
  • Delta Force 2
  • Delta Force Land Warrior
  • Delta Force Xtreme
  • Delta Force: Task Force Dagger
  • Emergency Firefighter
  • Emergency Room: Disaster Strikes
  • Fighter Ace 3.5
  • Freedom Force
  • Freedom Force VS The 3rd Reich
  • Freelancer
  • Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter
  • Homeworld
  • Independence Day
  • Jeopardy 2003
  • Majesty
  • Majesty: Northern Expansion
  • Marble Drop
  • Medieval: Total War
  • Monopoly
  • Myst: Masterpiece Edition
  • Exile
  • Riven
  • Roller Coaster Tycoon
  • Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
  • Scrabble
  • Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
  • Siege of Avalon
  • Sim Ant
  • Sim City
  • Sim City 2000
  • Sim Copter
  • Sim Earth
  • Sim Isle
  • Sim Life
  • Sim Safari
  • Sim Tower
  • SimCity 3000
  • SimCity 3000 Unlimited
  • SpaceStationSim
  • Spider Man
  • Star Control 3
  • Star Trek Bride Commander
  • Star Trek Starship Creator
  • Star Wars Force Commander
  • Star Wars Rebellion
  • Star Wars X-Wing
  • Starcraft
  • Starcraft Brood Wars
  • Streets of Sim City
  • Survival: The Ultimate Challenge
  • The Dig
  • The Sims
  • The Sims 2
  • themeHospital
  • themePARK
  • Trivial Pursuit
  • Warcraft: Orcs and Humans
  • Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
  • Worms Armageddon
  • Yukon Trail
  • Zork Grand Inquisitor


Thanks again to WikiSlasher, I now learned a convenient way to make lists.


Here's a list of some of my favorite things I've compiled over the months:

  1. Cats
  2. Food
  3. Muffins
  4. Computers
  5. Movies
  6. Requited love
  7. Hot cocoa
  8. Computer games
  9. Comfortable temperatures
  10. Privacy
  11. Internet freedom
  12. Florescent lights
  13. Mom
  14. Free time
  15. Ripe fruit
  16. Pictures
  17. Some music
  18. Hamsters
  19. Squirrels
  20. Wikipedia
  21. Information
  22. Efficiency
  23. Having money
  24. Good movies
  25. Useful technology
  26. Democracy
  27. Capitalism
  28. Evolution
  29. EMule
  30. Clean things
  31. History that's applicable to modern times
  32. Exciting wars
  33. Weapons
  34. Muffins
  35. Chocolate
  36. Chocolate milk
  37. Capitalism
  38. Democracy
  39. Justice
  40. Improvements to things which make them more us
  41. Jokes that don't hurt anyone
  42. Camp fires
  43. Competent doctors
  44. Healing
  45. Happy endings
  46. Republicanism
  47. Not being able to get help/advice
  48. Comfortable, clean chairs
  49. Hot Chocolate
  50. Janitors
  51. Finishing things
  52. Star Trek Voyager
  53. Star Trek The Next Generation
  54. Star Wars Episode 2
  55. Star Wars Episode 3


And here's a list I started months before that one, which is many times longer. If you see a repeat, feel free to delete subsiquent times its mentioned.


A list of things I dislike:

  1. Puzzles
  2. Shareware
  3. Stalkers
  4. Democrats
  5. The overbearingly religious
  6. Indefinite waits
  7. The extreme cold
  8. The extreme hot
  9. Mosquitoes
  10. Swiss Chard
  11. Grilled cheese sandwiches
  12. Tacos
  13. Uncooked beans
  14. Unpeeled peaches
  15. Bugs in games
  16. Commercials
  17. Critics
  18. Sarcasm
  19. "Lighten up"
  20. Horror movies
  21. Raw onions
  22. Spicy food
  23. Re-reading things
  24. Bad-tasting medicine
  25. Getting/being sick
  26. Dogs
  27. Being nervous
  28. Oppression
  29. Alcohol
  30. Debt
  31. Being objectified
  32. Long term stress
  33. Insomnia
  34. Family Circus
  35. Cathy
  36. Marmaduke
  37. Team sports
  38. Being called slow
  39. People acting like answering machines
  40. Long lines
  41. Vegetarians
  42. Gambling
  43. Rye bread
  44. Being wrongfully accused
  45. Chlorine
  46. Lead
  47. Matt Damon
  48. Math
  49. David Kunes
  50. Ed
  51. The Kelbes
  52. Kyle Resser
  53. Howard
  54. Donny O'Brian
  55. Rhetorical Questions
  56. Editorials
  57. People that wear shorts and long-sleeved shirts
  58. Seafood
  59. Spiders
  60. Hidden files
  61. Being grouped with a slacker
  62. Unidentified smells
  63. Doonesbury
  64. Feeling you've forgotten something
  65. Nitrous Oxide/Laughing Gas
  66. Running out of ammo
  67. People who like to touch things needlessly
  68. Homework
  69. Lies
  70. Command and Conquer Generals
  71. People who think everything's racist
  72. People trying to get animals attention over and over for no good reason
  73. Indecisive pets
  74. Incorrect generalizations (like "everybody likes grilled cheese")
  75. Feeling left behind
  76. Driving
  77. Programs you want to see, but they're on late at night
  78. Wanting to say something, but not being able to
  79. Feeling left out
  80. Being ignored
  81. Studying
  82. Bleached hair
  83. Girly hair on guys
  84. Masculine hair on girls
  85. Dirty clothes
  86. Being in other people's houses
  87. Public insults
  88. Unwarranted insults
  89. Yard work
  90. Doing something I find meaningless
  91. Pretentious
  92. Reviewers
  93. Coffee
  94. Make-up
  95. Mustard
  96. Frustrating kid's shows
  97. South Park
  98. Macintosh Computers
  99. Feeling I've forgotten something
  100. Faulty plumbing
  101. Running out of time
  102. Losing something I've worked hard on
  103. Fatigue
  104. People that wear pants way too low, and don't seem to care
  105. Internet censorship
  106. Apocalyptic scenarios/stories
  107. Transformation
  108. Needing walkthroughs in games
  109. Messy workspace
  110. Clutter
  111. Outspoken pessimists
  112. Wearing a belt
  113. Not knowing whether it's AM or PM
  114. Pant legs that go down too far
  115. Outdated technology
  116. Being nagged
  117. Having to nag people
  118. Unwelcomed advice
  119. Problems that don't apply to me
  120. Rap music
  121. Hip-hop music
  122. Metal music
  123. Races
  124. Losing objects
  125. Dad touching things
  126. Having long fingernails
  127. Plastic silverware
  128. Tripping
  129. Falling
  130. Not knowing when something will arrive or happen
  131. Being treated like an animal
  132. Health problems you don't know what to do about
  133. Baggy pants
  134. Clothes that don't fit
  135. Pain
  136. Torture
  137. Most free-verse poetry
  138. Scribbled signatures
  139. Having to write in printing
  140. Idiots
  141. Wanting/having to do something, yet not getting around to it
  142. Depressing/sad endings
  143. Ringing ears
  144. Eating alone somewhere where no one else does
  145. Stools
  146. Bad art
  147. Trying to decide whether to call a woman "Mrs." or "Ms."
  148. Belly dancers
  149. Useless “protests”
  150. People/strangers asking what you're reading
  151. Star Trek: Deep Space 9
  152. Star Trek: Enterprise
  153. Belly dancers
  154. Star Wars Episode 1
  155. TV episodes where the series could have ended, but didn’t
  156. Not being able to hear someone
  157. Clowns
  158. Wasted food
  159. Arriving too early or late for an event
  160. Being the odd man out
  161. Having so much to do you do none of it
  162. Bad websites
  163. Overrated movies
  164. Underrated movies
  165. Not being able to hear someone
  166. Being in a crowd near a stinky person
  167. Having very different interests than someone else you want to know, and having trouble
  168. conversing because of it
  169. Wanting to read something, but it's too complicated for you to understand
  170. Inflation
  171. People standing too close to you in lines
  172. Not knowing why you feel the way you do
  173. Venetian blinds
  174. Biting your tongue
  175. Words spelled differently than how they're pronounced
  176. Mechanical failures
  177. Shaky cars and busses
  178. Food that's too hot to eat
  179. Partially finishing movies

Here are some of my favorite movies:

  • Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain Le (2001)
  • Flyboys (2006)
  • The Incredibles (2004)
  • Ritana (2002)
  • Sherlock (2002)
  • The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
  • Van Helsing (2004)
  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
  • Brother Bear (2003)
  • Dawn of the Dead (2004)
  • Last Action Hero (1993)
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
  • The Mask (1994)
  • Never Say Never Again (1983)
  • Scary Movie 4 (2006)
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
  • Æon Flux (2005)
  • Back to the Future Part III (1990)
  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
  • Buono il brutto il cattivo Il (1966)
  • The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
  • Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
  • Godzilla (1998)
  • Groundhog Day (1993)
  • Hellboy (2004)
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
  • Lord of War (2005)
  • The Patriot (2000)
  • Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
  • Romeo + Juliet (1996)
  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
  • Steel (1997)
  • Team America: World Police (2004)
  • Down Periscope (1996)

And a section of one of my favorite parts from Hamlet:

HAMLET O, that this too too sullied flesh would melt

Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd

His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!

How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,

Seem to me all the uses of this world!

Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,

That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature

Possess it merely. That it should come to this!

But two months dead: nay, not so much, not two:

So excellent a king; that was, to this,

Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother

That he might not beteem the winds of heaven

Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!

Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,

As if increase of appetite had grown

By what it fed on: and yet, within a month--

Let me not think on't--Frailty, thy name is woman!--

A little month, or ere those shoes were old

With which she follow'd my poor father's body,

Like Niobe, all tears:--why she, even she--

O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,

Would have mourn'd longer--married with my uncle,

My father's brother, but no more like my father

Than I to Hercules: within a month:

Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears

Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,

She married. O, most wicked speed, to post

With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!

It is not nor it cannot come to good:

But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.


And lastly, a long lists of fortunes I personally wrote down. A nearby firehouse had an event a while ago, and there was a big box of fortune cookies left over. My Dad's a volunteer firefighter, and we can go to either of the two nearby firehouses to watch movies. So, when I went to that firehouse, instead of snacking on potato chips, peanuts, or pretzels, I descided to snack on fortune cookies. I saved the fortunes and took them home. Mostly during the commercial breaks of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and Late Night With Conan O'Brien, I wrote down the fortunes, then saved a few that I thought were especially interesting, and then threw away the rest.


1.Fortune: A single kind will keep one warm for years. Lucky Numbers: 37, 2, 19, 6, 10, 43 Learn Chinese: Sugar - Tang

2.Fortune: A different world cannot be built by indifferent people. Lucky Numbers: 17, 3,6, 31, 14, 27 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

3.Fortune: Today it's up to you to create the peacefulness you long for. Lucky Numbers: 46, 25, 14, 33, 7,11 Learn Chinese: July – Qui-yue

4.Fortune: We must become the change we want to see. Lucky Numbers: 25, 19, 3, 24, 17, 2 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-hua

5.Fortune: When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you. Lucky Numbers: 35, 11, 27, 46, 2, 21 Learn Chinese: Children – Hai-zi

6.Fortune: A great man never ignores the simplicity of a child. Lucky Numbers: 24, 7, 28, 14, 6, 9 Learn Chinese: April – Sui-yue

7.Fortune: Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well. Lucky Numbers: 13, 24, 46, 5, 37, 28 Learn Chinese: Egg – Ji-dan

8.Fortune: You are always welcome in any gathering. Lucky Numbers: 2, 18, 47, 5, 29, 8 Learn Chinese: Check/Bill – Zhang-dan

9.Fortune: Today is a great day for learning something new. Lucky Numbers: 35, 7, 11, 27, 9, 44 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-chi

10.Fortune: We must have old memories and young hopes. Lucky Numbers: 5, 26, 3, 27, 17, 9 Learn Chinese: Pot sticker – Guo-tie

11.Fortune: A new environment makes all the difference in the world. Lucky Numbers: 12, 24, 42, 11, 5, 9 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-Hua

12.Fortune: You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident. Lucky Numbers: 42, 27, 39, 6, 11, 7 Learn Chinese: Duck – Ya-zi

13.Fortune: You will be attracted to an older, more experienced person! Lucky Numbers: 18, 33, 45, 36, 47, 9 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

14.Fortune: Be calm and collected, peace is a virtue. Lucky Numbers: 34, 11, 16, 17, 29, 14 Learn Chinese: Watch – Shou-biao

15.Fortune: With integrity and consistency – your credits are piling up. Lucky Numbers: 36, 2, 17, 8, 22, 24 Learn Chinese: Baseball – Bang-qui

16.Fortune: You can't choose how you will die, but you can choose how you will live. Lucky Numbers: 30, 22, 47, 18, 33, 5 Learn Chinese: Friend – Peng-you

17.Fortune: To courageously shoulder the responsibility of one's mistake is character. Lucky Numbers: 33, 11, 28, 5, 44, 6 Learn Chinese: Augest – Ba-yue

18.Fortune: Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. Lucky Numbers: 12, 38, 42, 39, 5, 42 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

19.Fortune: To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy. Lucky Numbers: 34, 25, 11, 28, 47, 9 Learn Chinese: Duck – Ya-zi

20.Fortune: There are many new opportunities that are being presented to you. Lucky Numbers: 31, 23, 41, 37, 19, 4 Learn Chinese: Bean Sprout – Duo-ya

21.Fortune: You must be willing to act today in order to succeed. Lucky Numbers: 2, 28, 37, 46, 35, 29 Learn Chinese: Good - Hao

22.Fortune: A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends. Lucky Numbers: 40, 24, 13, 49, 2, 11 Learn Chinese: Taste – Wei-dao

23.Fortune: Working with children has a miraculous effect on your spirits. Lucky Numbers: 22, 15, 34, 5, 8, 12 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

24.Fortune: You desire recognition and you will find it. Lucky Numbers: 35, 11, 45, 8, 37, 30 Learn Chinese: Banquet – Yan-hui

25.Fortune: Think before sharing with others. Lucky Numbers: 34, 28, 37, 18, 1, 38 Learn Chinese: Fruit – Shui-guo

26.Fortune: Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 12, 24, 36, 42 Learn Chinese: Blank on back

27.Fortune: To be eighty years young is more cheerful and hopeful than forty years old. Lucky Numbers: 34, 22, 14, 19, 37, 5 Learn Chinese: Spring roll – Chun-juan

28.Fortune: Think for yourself or think for no one. Lucky Numbers: 11, 25, 38, 7, 44, 2 Learn Chinese: Sugar - Tang

29.Fortune: You have a pair of shining eyes. Lucky Numbers: 35, 47, 28, 49, 2, 11 Learn Chinese: Taste – Wei-dao

30.Fortune: You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 11, 28, 37, 49 Learn Chinese: Baseball – Bang-qui

31.Fortune: A lifestyle is what you pay for; a life is what pays you. Lucky Numbers: 34, 21, 6, 28, 19, 4 Learn Chinese: July – Qi-yue

32.Fortune: The surest way to have nothing is to give nothing. Lucky Numbers: 34, 21, 28, 49, 30, 11 Learn Chinese: Egg – Ji-dan

33.Fortune: Bend the rod while it is still hot. Lucky Numbers: 8, 18, 24, 31, 20, 4 Learn Chinese: June – Lui-yue

34.Fortune: To conquer your flaws, you must first accept them. Lucky Numbers: 38, 11, 5, 47, 29, 34 Learn Chinese: Good - Hao

35.Fortune: You are talented in many ways. Lucky Numbers: 19, 24, 26, 29, 30, 40 Back: Blank

36.Fortune: You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature Back: Vos êtes de nature calme et discrète.

37.Fortune: Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year. Lucky Numbers: 34, 17, 8, 26, 42, 33 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

38.Fortune: A perfect statue never comes from a bad mold. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 29, 34, 24, 11 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

39.Fortune: A new friend helps you break out of an old routine. Lucky Numbers: 4, 21, 37, 46, 19, 31 Learn Chinese: Miss you – Xiang-nian ni

40.Fortune: You can't learn less. Lucky Numbers: 24, 31, 47, 5, 39, 30 Learn Chinese: Bean sprout – Dou-ya

41.Fortune: Whatever your life's work is, do it well. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 7, 11, 43, 26 Learn Chinese: Watch – Shou-biao

42.Fortune: Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 14, 6, 37, 49 Learn Chinese: Delicious – Hao-chi

43.Fortune: Write your life's events in a journal. Lucky Numbers: 2, 14, 36, 44, 5, 28 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-hua

44.Fortune: The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next. Lucky Numbers: 7, 13, 20, 31, 32, 33 Back: Blank

45.Fortune: A new business venture is on the horizon. Lucky Numbers: 26, 4, 22, 3, 10, 9 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

46.Fortune: Think of your mother's exhortations more. Lucky Numbers: 34, 11, 27, 46, 5, 3 Learn Chinese: Medical Doctor- Hai-zi

47.Fortune: A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. Lucky Numbers: 12, 40, 5, 34, 21, 19 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

48.Fortune: We cannot be happy unless we think we are the means of good to others. Lucky Numbers: 34, 28, 49, 37, 12, 40 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

49.Fortune: To think is easy; to act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. Lucky Numbers: 13, 47, 35, 2, 18, 30 Learn Chinese: Chicken - Ji

50.Fortune: Be tactful: do not overlook your own opportunity. Lucky Numbers: 20, 28, 47, 11, 36, 7 Learn Chinese: School – Xue-xiao

51.Fortune: Love is the only medicine for a broken heart. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 11, 14, 16, 43 Back: Blank

52.Fortune: This is the month that ingenuity stands high on the list. Lucky Numbers: 25, 34, 2, 11, 37, 9 Learn Chinese: Beef – Nui-rou

53.Fortune: You will be a lion in your own cause. Lucky Numbers: 31, 44, 5, 29, 37, 8 Learn Chinese: Ice Scate - Lui-bing

54.Fortune: Hope is the most precious treasure to a person. Lucky Numbers: 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31 Learn Chinese: Market - Shi-chang

55.Fortune: Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 34, 37, 44 Learn Chinese: Pork - zhu-rou

56.Fortune: Be tactful; overlook your own opportunity. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 9, 14, 18, 32 Learn Chinese: Anxious - jiao-ji

57.Fortune: Good luck is the result of good planning. Lucky Numbers: 57, 58, 59, 48, 12, 7 Learn Chinese: Family - jia-ting

58.Fortune: You are about to embark on a most delightful journey! Lucky Numbers: 11, 12, 16, 19, 23, 26 Learn Chinese: Beverage - Drink - yin-liao

59.Fortune: Happiness lies in good health and a bad memory. Lucky Numbers: 5, 38, 18, 49, 20, 11 Learn Chinese: Delicious - Hao-chi


Thus concludes a huge volume of text to compliment the long line of userboxes. I suppose I could have just made multiple columns of userboxes, but where's the fun in that?