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Jacqueline(Jackie) Daker, is a Canadian bad ass and aspiring rap artist, cake builder, and a loyal Michael Jackson fan.

The magnificant one Jacqueline M.I was brought into this wolrd on January 15, 1991, in Chicago Illinois. All though Jaqueline was born in the United States she claims that she is Canadian. She officially converted to the Canadian ways in summer of 2006. Her reasons, "everythings legal in Canada." (direct quote from her) Jacqueline loves pudding. Especially tapioca, on her down time she likes to relax in her yellow robe and eat pudding. Jackie enjoys violence. She enjoys watching half naked men beat the royal blue hell out of each other. Jacqueline admires Oprah! She is also a strong follower of Michael Jackson! She also is best friends with K-fed, she explains that she loves the hate towards him. Jacqueline is buddies with George Clooney. She also starred in THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER BY YER MOM, where she played 50 Cent. Some called it controversial considering she was a White women, playing a black man. Jacqueline has recently retired from looking for a job. Jacqueline enjoys tunning in to her idol, n fellow Canadian, Sue Johanson. She hopes to one day have gained much knowledge that Sue has. When Jacqueline grows up she just wants to be alive! Jacquline was kicked out of her Christmas play in 2nd grade for making a SUCK IT gesture.

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