User:King Sweaterhead

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Joseph Breit Vineyard
King SweaterHead's Sprite-form
Born	Joseph Joey Joe December 13, 1992 Victorville, California
Died	Most likely by 2011 or 2012 Most likely in either an elevator or a colledge in california
Cause of death	Most likey caused by suffacation/starvation or Mayan Civilization.
Residence	A half-built house in Hinkley, California
Nationality	American
Other names	KS, Kay-Ess, King, King Bio, KingofLego456, Sweater, Sweaty
Education	Ninth Grade
Occupation	Sprite Comic Author/System Administrator of CrazySweater/Barstow High School Student
Employers	self, that guy over there, Dr. Claire Ellis
Title	The Heart of CrazySweater
Salary	Negative $3000
Net worth	Negative $4000
Height	Atleast 5"
Weight	189 LB
Known for	Dissociative Identity Disorder
Term	May 6, 2006 - August 28, 2007
Successor	son/daughter at atleast 3 Years age
Board member of	see Contacts
Children	Will not happen until atleast 2016
Parents	Father Mother
Relatives	Grandmother
Website see Contacts

Contents 1 Autobiography 2 Interests 2.1 Toys 2.2 Internet 2.3 Television & Movies 2.4 Other 3 Quotes 4 Fears 5 Dreams 6 Intelligence 7 Comics 7.1 Sprites 7.2 Comics 8 Race, Religion, and Politics 9 Usage of Wikipedia 10 External Links/Contacts 10.1 Preferred Contacts 10.2 Normal Contacts 10.3 Dead Contacts

[edit] Autobiography

December 13, 1992 a healthy right-handed, possibly psychic, child was born in Victorville, California. He was moved to live in Barstow, California until age 14. His name was Joseph "Joey" "King Sweaterhead" Breit Vineyard At age 2 he said his first word, Butterfly. At age 3 he was diagnosed with Brain Cancer and went to the Loma Linda Hospital to have it treated. At age 4 he began Preschool or something at a Christian school in Barstow. At age 5 he began Kindergarten and First Grade at Thompson Elementary School in Barstow. At age 7 he began Second and Third Grade at Henderson Elementary School. At age 9 he began Fourth through Eighth Grade at Hinkley Elementary and Middle School. During Fifth Grade he decided that he will be cartoonist when he grows up. On Christmas of that year he got a Yu-Gi-Oh! Kaiba Starter Deck. December 2006 his immediate family moved from their home in Barstow (which was 5 minutes away from the highschool which he would be attending in a year) to a home that was 2 minutes away from Hinkley School. The landlord's daughter had recently divorced her husband and for some reason wanted to move back to Barstow.

Over these years, specifically between 2005 and 2007, he learned the many horrible repercussions of his brain tumor. Early he learned that he was left-handed because the operation had wrecked his left brain which controls the right side of the body. Then he learned that he was flat-footed which makes the following thing worse. He was uncoordinated because it was the Balance and Coordination Center of his brain. That he spontaneously vomits all the time because it was on a blood vessel. Basically, everything made everything else worse.

In 2006 he founded a website called sweater.com which he later renamed crazysweater.com because there was already a sweater.com. Yes he was a noob at the time. Later he discovered invisionfree and founded The CrazySweater Forums which was later wrecked several times, all by the site's first admins. There have currently been 4 different crazysweater forum websites, 1, 2, 3/7, and ipbfree.

2007 was a very good/very bad year for him. He single handed defeated a cyborg emu at Tetris. KS also began enrollment at Barstow High School... he only likes two of his teachers...

[edit] Interests

[edit] Toys

Lego/Bionicle

Magnetix

Zoids

Gundam

NAKNAK

Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game (Deck)

[edit] Internet

See Contacts

[edit] Television & Movies

Harry Potter

Star Wars

Most of the shows on Cartoon Network(TickleU shows Excluded)

Most of the shows on Nickelodean(Nick Jr. shows Excluded)

Viva Pinata, TMNT, Kirby, Pokemon, and Yu-Gi-Oh

Robots (film)

[edit] Other

Cats

Pizza

The Stars of the Desert Acting Group

Dancing Banana

[edit] Quotes

I am King Sweaterhead -User:King Sweaterhead

"brakelatabasaasta feed me" used randomly.

"NO! Its brakelatabasaasta feed me not Brakabasalatsta feed me!" used when some idiot mispronounced the above.

"I got it from the internet, a guy name conner said it, got banned, then moo? said it and he got banned too!" used when questioned about oe or both of the above quotes.

"The meaning of life is 42!" used randomly and/or when life is mentioned.

"It's nine if I say so!" used when right about something. Originally used to incorrectly awnser a math problem. After kicking a classmate in the balls this quote was used.

"PH34R ME" used after demented ramblings.

"Listen to my Demented Ramblings!" used after demented ramblings are ignored.

"I'm EVERYWHERE" used EVERYWHERE

"ALL HAIL JIMMY WALES!" used insanely at all times since found out who Jimmy Wales is 5 minutes ago.

[edit] Fears

Has a pathological fear of bugs and anything that might hurt.

Also has an intense fear of anything deemed more important than him(especially cartoonists and comic makers).

[edit] Dreams

He wants very much for his mom to win the lottery. His dreams for himself ofcourse is gaining the ability to control reality.

He wants to become a cartoonist

[edit] Intelligence

• Knows advanced Html

• Knows how to use most computer programs

• Knows how to use computer

• Reads and edits Wikipedia, the Greatest Source on Knowledge in this universe

[edit] Comics

King Sweaterhead is the author of several sprite comics. They are ALL on Hiatus because King SweaterHead is in School now, and is too tired most of the... ever. When he takes the comics off Hiatus, they will only update once every two weeks...

[edit] Sprites

King SweaterHead has several Sprite Representations of himself. Most of them are Custom BIONICLE Sprites, however on May 26, 2007 (or earlier probably) KS decided to make human sprites. His first human sprites were editted Sonic sprites and customs made by members of http://www.drshnaps.com/ and later grew to include Mega Man edits.

[edit] Comics

King Bio's Comics - A comic that began May 6, 2006 and ended on July 13, 2007. It was primarily a BIONICLE sprite comic and was originally located on BZPower and hosted on Photobucket but later on Brickshelf/Maj but later started trailing off into most a Mega Man sprite comic which was abrubly switched to a mega man sprite comic about world domination and then a kirby sprite comic about buying a hotel from a tree. It all ended badly and had to be forced to a halt.

It just ain't fun anymore. Too confusing. -King Sweaterhead

When it breaks, we break it some more - A mega man sprite comic that King Sweaterhead didm't really ENJOY making. It took place in the future and a rather complicated story involving nachos and cryogenics was about to be told.

I don't like making it. -King Sweaterhead

CrazySweater - A spinoff of King Bio's Comics. It is everything KBC should have been. For more information see The Editthis Wiki

King and Beca - A "ripoff of Five Characters in Search of an Exit and probably everything else." Will eventually evolve into a ripoff of MANY MANY MANY MOREthings.

CyberReaper - "The Grim Reaper" gets asploded and is made into a Cyborg.

Just... There... - You will never know EVER!!!

I am bored again... -King Sweaterhead

"New Comic" - King Sweaterhead's next comic. Hopefully this one'll last longer. King Sweaterhead has NO IDEA what the plot will be or even what the name is.

[edit] Race, Religion, and Politics

This user believes most Stereotypes, but only the ones that he has witnessed to be true. Based on this view, leans towards a Black President Enjoys irony and believes that it plays and important role in how our universe is run. Believes women are superior to men in every single imaginable way. Because of this view, leans toward a female president. Overall, King Sweaterhead just wants a black chick to be president, because based on his observations a black chick would do shit right. This user also believes in a finite universe and that a time loop occurs after the Big Rip making The Big Bang happen. This explains Déjà vu. King Sweaterhead believes in The Multiverse and that Our Universe's God is simply an author of some sort in another universe who created some kind of show or comic and our universe is that show/comic. Based on the fact that God and Jesus stopped making they're presence known around Anno Domini that ours is not on of those Fourth Wall Breakers like Bob and George or Bo^7. Our universe is not that funny to us but might be somewhere else. Because of this belief, King Sweaterhead believes that all things that are not real here are real somewhere else. This user believes, based on his observations, that he, himself, is a likely candidate for the Main Character based on his miserable life, crappy home, and stupid friends. These things are all rather humorous to those whom they not apply. King Sweaterhead believes that the numbers and 9 13 23 42 and 64 might be important.

[edit] Usage of Wikipedia

King Sweaterhead first discovered Wikipedia when it was mentioned by his Social Studies Teacher as an unreliable source of information. King SweaterHead decided that this was incorrect as 9/10 times Wikipedia is correct.

After making a page, KS decided that it should be written in third person. Eventually as he became more and more better at html and that he started making Userboxes but that backfired as he fuck-loaded his page with them.

[edit] External Links/Contacts

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