User:Kchenx

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Kenneth Wei Chen (born June 15, 1982 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida) is a Taiwanese American beer pong champion.

Son of Taiwanese immigrants Larry and Tara Chen, Kenneth was the first member of the Chen family tree to be born in the United States. At an early age, Kenneth began showing signs of hightened sensory and extra-sensory abilities and extremely high intelligence, which led him to become the first Asian American real life superhero, as well as a hero to all heterosexual males.

While a teen idol in many Asian countries, Kenneth has shuned fame and fortune for a quieter life in the foothills of northern Virginia.

He holds a B.S. degree in Economics, with a Specialization in Public Policy from Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, better known as Virginia Tech. A fact not known to many, early in his freshman year, the NCAA actually ruled that Kenneth was ineligible to play in any competitive sport while attending Virginia Tech as it was deemed an unfair advantage to other schools.

Kenneth was the first person ever in craps to set and hit point 25 times without sevening out in one sitting. This feat was deemed a miracle by Vatican City.

A world class traveler and adventurer, Kenneth has walked through thousands of tori gates at the Fushimi-Inari Taisha Shrine, hand fed Japanese monkeys, ate Kobe beef, drank many a pint of Guiness in Dublin, scaled the walls of the Cliffs of Moher with one arm tied behind his back, successfuly stowed away on a train to Munich, partied with the locals of Salzburg, skydived without the aid of a parachute, tamed a wild whale shark, and is the adopted father of a Goliath tarantula.

Kenneth can also solve the Rubik's Cube in 5-minutes or less.