Karl Ranseier
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Karl Ranseier was a recurring character from the German TV show RTL Samstag Nacht (1993-1998). In each episode, there was a fake news report in which he was reported to have died. Each time a different history of his life was given.
The name Karl Ranseier has become a catchphrase in Germany that has led to its own joke category of Ranseiers which are in widespread usage outside of the comedy origin. Ranseiers make often use of puns.
[edit] Ranseier Joke Type
All Ranseiers follow a similar scheme (compare knock knock joke type).
- Karl Ranseier is dead.
- Similar to the introductory of TV-News about deaths of a famous person.
- The most unsuccessful Wikipedia author of all times had gotten his first burn marks from severe flaming in his early childhood.
- Instead of "successful" about a famous person it talks about unsuccessful but still gives a pun credit.
- The co-author of many Wikipedia cooking recipes was the first to find out the truth about Bielefeld but he did recall his theory after being visited by Men in Black.
- Give an episode on an everyday item leading to something inconclusive.
- He had the greatest success for the invention of the Web 2.0 but a pack of bloggers stole his idea while he was gone phishing.
- Give him credit to a well known historic success which real history credits to someone else but call that setup as being a theft which most people are not aware of
- Karl Ranseier died today after being rolled over by Universal Serial Bus on the information highway.
- Make up an obscure death that includes items that could hardly lead to a real death other than by taking the pun of it
[edit] Causes of death
Among other things, Karl Ranseier died
- trying to calculate Formula 1
- trying to stage suicide for the purpose of insurance fraud
- trying to set up a cellar in his houseboat
- trying to divide himself by zero
- trying to fight a square root
and
- he was shot by a clay pigeon and became known as the most unsuccessful rifleman.

