User:K3vin

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Contents 1 Vitals 2 Titles 3 Links 4 WIP

[edit] Vitals

• My Name: Kevin
• My Favorite outfit: Smarty Pants and a Thinking Cap
• Occupation: I drive a cab part time. This is an occupation I have performed since New Years Eve 2004
• Health: I am a recovering heart patient. I had a CABG in 2003 and currently have a cybernetic implant in my chest that allows me to perform super human feats, such as pumping blood through my body and preventing arrythmia.
• Crazy: I have a special set of chemical imbalances that give me attention deficit, Obsession/Compulsion and the inability to turn off the History Channel (International).

[edit] Titles

• Emperor XVIII of All Kentucky
• (anti) Duke of Brabant in as much as I am a pretender to that throne. The fact I am not Belgian, Dutch nor Flemish does not faze me. This is a Shirley MacLane sort of thing.

[edit] Links

• My Blog about my hospital experience
• My Blog about driving a cab
• My Listology compilations

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[edit] WIP

Big Butter and Egg Man This phrase is used to describe rubes from the mid west that come to tbe "big city" and spend money lavishly. Louie Armstrong has a jazz song with the [[1]]. [1928 movie] exists by the name. [Broadway show].

• http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/butter_and_egg_man/
• http://www.miskatonic.org/butter_and_egg.html

Schools in the Hopkins School District
Elementary Schools	Junior High School	Senior High School
Gatewood Elementary[1]	Hopkins West Junior High	Hopkins High School
Glen Lake Elementary[1]| Hopkins North Junior High
L.H. Tanglen Elementary[1]

1. ^ located in Minnetonka

Chicago Butter and Egg Board was foundind in 1898 - it evolved into the Chicago Mercantile Exchange

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