User:Jre

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I'm only adding something here because of the way the wikisoftware will wikiadd a wikimenu into the userbox table unless I wiki stuff up here.

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[edit] Personal Style Guide

they This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral word.
snuk This user says snuck.
to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
by The passive voice may be used by this user.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
mankind This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
to / too
/ two		 This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
which / that This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
.  The This user puts two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.
"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
Pickyness Pickiness Happyness Happiness Busyness Business This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
CA This user uses Canadian English spelling.
Infallible This user can do no wrong, especially when it comes to editing Wikipedia.

This user's preferred font for browsing Wikipedia is Calibri.

[edit] Existence

This user is male.
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
Y This user is a member of Generation Y.
James This user has an unusual name! It is James!
This user is a member of the
Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric
This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.
This user believes in personal belief but doesn't believe in organised religion.
God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?
dys This user is interested in dystheism.
noth This user is interested in nontheism.
This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*
This user does not believe in the supernatural until proven wrong.
This user understands biological evolution.
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
This user knows that the solution to global warming is piracy.ʰ


IPU This user doesn't really worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).
This user is the pontiff of his or her own religion.
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user was born during the Reagan administration
This user is straight but not narrow.
This user is proud to be
North American.
This user is a citizen of Canada.
This user lives in Eastern Canada AND IS PROUD OF IT!
Image:Quebec.gif This user is a Quebec Separatist.
This user believes in Western Independance.


This user comes from Toronto.
This user is against Monarchy.



This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.
This user is a Regionalist
This user is highly against communism.
This user is against involuntary military service.


This user opposes the use of capital punishment.


This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
This user finds censorship offensive.
This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.
PC This user is Pro-Choice.
This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
This user is
against globalization.

This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.
This user likes Swiss direct democracy.
"Mission Accomplished" This user knows today is the 1868th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.
This user supports Barack Obama for President in 2008.
This user supports Ron Paul for President in 2008.
Today is 11 June 2008.
This user likes the new DST time. New DST Time
This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
H This user is addicted to Vicodin.


This user prefers anal sex with women over other forms of intercourse.
This user is interested in maps.
This user is interested in politics.
This user is interested in fantasy.
This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.†
This user spends most of his free time thinking.
This user does not enjoy Gospel music.

[edit] Favourite Quotes

"I can't imagine being able to do the job I do without Wikipedia." — Anon.

"America, America, please hear us when we call... don't let the might of the Christian right fuck it all up For you and the rest of the world!" — Roger Waters, Leaving Beirut

[edit] About Me

It is my stated goal to be as biased and malicious as possible in any and all contributions I make to Wikipedia.

I like things, like absurd amounts of userboxes.