User:Josh Alury

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[edit] Josh Alury

[edit] Life

Josh "If He Aint Right Nobody is Right" Alury, born in 1987 was brought up in Bahrain for many years before moving with his family to the beautiful shores of Australia. His name was formerly Osh Alury before becoming a self proclaimed DJ and putting the J in J.Alury. Josh began his career as a telecommunication engineer in 2007, this was short lived, quickly coming to an end in 2009, yes it is possible to visualise the future. During his time as an engineer he had many memorable moments, known keenly by his followers as 'The Lord of the Ring' featuring in all of J.K Rowling major works as Gollum.

In recent times Josh has been the leading promoter in preperation for the much anticipated release of Frank Sinatra's new album, it is not yet known what this new album will be called but critics have called it a chilling piece of work, and really brings life into those who listen to it. It has the ability to lift you from the ground with its passion.

Don't worry, if you dont know who he is when he gets up to give a presentation even after 2 years, then he will let you know. Just in case.

Some have quoted him a sucking the limelight in an attempt to fit in with the crowd, with recent photographs published in a leading press magazine of him sucking back on a few cigarettes before passing on a dripping stick of paper and blowing out the smoke with nothing coming out.

[edit] Interests

Josh is currently studying flying under the radar through a course, he is trying his very best to maintain a very high standard however at times he does lower himself to just adding bonus marks to himself in tests. He has a number of heroes in his life.. The main two who are influencing him in daily life are Steven Burt and Lleyton Hewitt. There is no need to name any hobbies because whatever you love he will aswell once he finds out about it. Josh finds himself leading the presidential campaign for Barack Obama and is a keen follower of the work by TS.

Josh can be found breaking out the beats at all the major night clubs in the Sydney underground scene each week, his influencial beats have inspired many of the top DJ's circulating in the night club scene today. He has a hard hitting beat his addictive bass and knee trembling vocals. Be sure to make it out to a live gig as this is one performance you will be sure not to want to miss, he has been compared by critics as being right up there with the likes of Daft Punk, and has been linked by some to actually teaching them at a young age. He is at Tank every Friday night breaking out these hard hitting beats in the featured RnB night.

[edit] Memorable Moments

Remarkably Josh had a run in with Idi Amin in late 2007, yes he rose from the graves and battled in the corridors of Lidcombe. It was a firey encounter between the two, the noted aggressor let his temper run wiled. The 12 round bout was stopped early by Tim Bragg, who is also known for his design of the fibre Bragg grating in 1987, a mean feat seeing he was born in 1989. It is still a mystery to this very day. This was not however the final battle between these two, with repeated toe to toe incidents most days.

Josh during his time as an Engineer has also found himself venturing through the mystical realm of the deep and dark optical lab, battling against the mystical wizard Jimtler and the mighty OTDR army. To date there have been 4 mighty battles between the 3 or them, each time victory was stollen from his weakening grasp.

There have been many memorable presentations by Josh as an engineer, he is famous for his studies in ADSL and birefringence, he is also memorable for his explanation of the Verdet Constant, or otherwise known as velocity.

So the question remains Are You PURE BREAD?