User:Jonjoereed

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John-Joe Reed is a infamous liar from the South-West of England, he is currently based in the millionaire playboy town of Highbridge. He resides with his grandparents, who provide him with all the necessities a person of his class caliber could need. He has a personal Butler/Security-Body guard/Chauffeur/Internet security/CCTV Expert/EX-SAS soldier called Martin.

He claims to be American born to a successful singer/songwriter/actor mother, but his father is unknown. Asexual reproduction seems to be common practice in the Reed family.

During the early 1990's John-Jon rose to fame after winning the junior Olympics, aged 2.