User:JoeLongstreet

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Joseph Longstreet is pictured above with his lovely girlfriend Megan.

Joseph Longstreet, also known as Joe Longstreet, is your pretty typical college student. He attends Marquette University and is currently undecided about his major since he is so caught up with more important things, like watching TV and closely monitoring The Facebook.

[edit] Hobbies

Joseph Longstreet has many hobbies typical of most Marquette University students. He enjoys playing with friends outside in the Henke Courtyard and watching animals on television brutally murder each other for food. Soccer is the game to be played at Henke, and Joe is possibly the top recruit to come out of Carpenter Tower in years. Intramural teams all over campus are drooling over this blue chip prospect. Although Joe is a big fan of soccer, he has his priorities straight. When it comes to hobbies, The Facebookis the center of his attention. He loves to look at everyones pictures and post messages on peoples walls. What a great guy!

[edit] Talents

Joe Longstreet is a man of many unique talents. Few people know, but Joe can ride a unicycle ... forwards and backwards! His ability to unicycle is just the tip of the ice berg. Joe can also juggle three objects at one time, juggle a soccer ball with his feet, beat Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo Entertainment System, and even sleep up to thirteen hours in one night.

[edit] Fears

Joe is afraid of sharks.


If you ever see Joe Longstreet walking down the street make sure to say hello and let him know that you saw his page on Wikipedia.


JoeLongstreet 20:41, 10 May 2006 (UTC)