User:Jmcutler88

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An Influential Man to American Society- Joshua M.Cutler, or "Jah" was born in Pittsfield, MA a long time ago, and he attends Pittsfield High School. Jah is just your average American fellow, 5'11" in height, sideburns down to the earlobes, and impaired vision to the max, so bad that he can't read what he is writing right now without glasses.

Early Years

Jah was a delightful young tot. His least favorite childhood memory was when he went to Sesame Street Live at the Knickerbocker Arena, and his Bert and Ernie balloon flew away. Mom said she'd fly to get it, but she never did. Jah was a hyper boy, always playing with puzzles and learning to read by the age of 3. He has a brother, Zah, and he always used to cause physical harm to him, including biting hair, leaving a permanent bald spot.

Childhood

Jah was not thought of as a normal child. In fact, one may have thought he had ADD. Fortunately, tests proved that Jah was a normal boy. In Kindergarten, he met Sam, a hyperactive little blond boy obsessed with Star Trek and having a tendency to violently shake his hands on the playground while telling the "Neverending Story". Josh proceeded to graduate from school, and go to middle school, where he became obsessed with city politics and the Boston Red Sox.

Whiffle Ball Throughout his years, Jah has played wiffle ball with several men. Zah, Donut, Pat the Cuban, James Goat, Sah, Jeppy, and Mikey Boo Room. Throught 9 years, these men have played countless games of whiffle ball. Jah has hit over 350 home runs throughout his career, and will officially end his career with a retirement ceremony this summer prior to his enrollment in college. Jah is a left fielder, and occasional starting and relief pitcher, and occasional first baseman. He is known for his ability to hit the big fly and drive in runs. Albeit not a very good fielder and an improving pitcher, Jah always drives his team to victory, with Donut and Goat playing just as good.

High School

Jah has had a good high school career. He has played sports, music, and done all sorts of things. He also created a band with Sam, Stale Bread, of which has released 15 albums to date. He enjoys sitting on the couch with a bag of potato chips and watching Fox News while making fun of Sean Hannity. He also likes to take showers and listen to old James Taylor records. Jah also does not get along with most of his extended family. Jah wears a size 12 shoe. Jah uses Paul Mitchell hair spray for his famous coiffure. Jah is a mediocre dancer. Jah does not like Dave Matthews Band. Jah enjoys cooking as a hobby. Jah hangs up on people when they call his house. Jah throws stuff at James Hodgy. Jah occasionally drives a Mercury Grand Marquis.

What's Next for Jah?

Currently, Jah is in the planning stages of his college career, of which he will become a Law or Communications major, becoming either a lawyer, agent, coach, or broadcaster. Someday he'd also like to have several children, and start a family band and tour the countryside with a dog named Baxter. Jah also enjoys McDonalds' Chicken Selects.