User:Jkister

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

This user has a profile on MySpace as 0x45.

This user contributes using Solaris

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

Perl

This user is a Perl hacker.

bash

This user is a bash scripter.

mysql

This user writes programs that access MySQL.

vi_	This user contributes using vi.

This user BOINCs

as jkister.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.

/.	This user has a Slashdot account.

G	This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user enjoys playing
poker.

PHI

This user is a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

M.D.

This user watches House.

H	This user believes that everybody lies.

Dad

This user is a father, and proud of it!

This user is married.