User:JenuineBEEF

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Let me tell you the story of jenuine bowman, he was a young sex addict, just turned 17 who felt the need for constant sexual gratification

although his constant quest for women was thwarted constantly by his arch nemisis, James Lovell. they had been twins born either side of midnight and seperated at birth in 1991 and since then have constantly fought for dominion over the other

they have each tried many things to gain the advantage, j-wan in particular made use of evil creatures to fight on his behalf

the josh-a-touie or RAT as it is commonly called was the first beast but this was too easily slain traits include: big ears, gay hair, being lanky

the alexmon or FAT as it is commonly called was his second beast, a much tougher creation but still easily destroyed traits include: being fat, big hands, looking like gareth

this battle continues to this day with neither side gaining an advantage, one day one of them may emerge victorious if not they will continue to fight until the end of time