User:Jaylalax

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Zoe Bradshaw, otherwise known as Poo or Fatty was born a long time ago. Her mother and father unfortunetely passed away from getting so fat they couldn't get up from their sofa for 8 years and died whilst undergoing trying to get their fat removed from where it had moulded into the couch in an intense operation.

Zoe soon moved on to live in a dingy clubhouse with her perverted Uncle. Struggling with her hard life, and being made of at school because of her MAJOR FLAB tauntings she decided life just wasn't working for her and decided the only thing to do was to become friends with that weirdo and quite appauling Janine.

Together with Janine they became increasingly obese until Janine could easily wedge out the remote control from Zoes bottem. After many years of the depressing single life Zoe decided to come to terms with her sexuality and realised she was actually homosexual.

In 2005 she engaged Chazza and instead of exchanging vows exchanged hair grease. (It was cheap and they both had enough, Sadly Zoe had to be rushed into hospital because Chazza drained six litres onto her).

Life to do for Zoe is very exciting. She has four children each named after different ways to say fat. Fat,Porky,Obese and Lardy. She decided not to continue with school, as it was proving to tough and got a job working at Dan Midnight Spank Bar.

Zoe has had many guest appearances including "The biggest loser", "Woah, look at the fat chick" and her latest one "Newly weds: Zopo and Chazafa".