User:Jake the Editor Man/Real Page

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“ Hi, I'm Jake Humbles. You may remember me from such accounts as Jake95 and Iacobus Recensor! ”

—Jake Humbles, based on Troy McClure from The Simpsons
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412+ This user has made over 412 contributions to Wikipedia.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but would like to be one someday.
The English Wikipedia has 2,413,348 articles.
AfD-1 This user has had  1 pages put up for deletion. Most of the time, they were deleted.
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This user has graduated from the adoption program by Anthony.bradbury! Kudos!
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Today is 15 June 2008.
day Today is Sunday.
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8		 This user has set foot in 8 countries of the world.
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en-gb-5 This user believes that British English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of American English with disgust.
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us-0		 This user does not understand American English language and doesn't bloody well want to.
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grc-1 Ὅδε ὁ χρήστης δύναται συνεισφέρειν ὀλίγῃ γνώσει τῆς ἀρχαίας ἑλληνικῆς.
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es-cl Este usuario puede hablar Español Chileno.
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fgn-3 This user is fluent in several dialects of foreign.
nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
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IntS !		 This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.
IntS-4 Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.
en-sg-1 This user can speak a tiny bit of Singlish only.
src-n This user has never spoken sarcastically in his/her life. Ever.
w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
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sbj This user thinks that everyone should use the subjunctive mood.
psb In this user's opinion, the passive subjunctive should be used by everyone because it is the best mood available to the English speaker.
A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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ax2+bx+c=0 This user likes algebra.


!= This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.
This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.
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Sec This user is in secondary school and has tons of homework to do,
so he or she should be doing that instead!
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Texas hold 'em.
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whist.
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This user passed GO !
(…so where is my £200?)
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CT This user ain't even bovvered.
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8/10 8 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."
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Quoth this user, "Nevermore"
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WELL... Except this one.
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Er, hi. I am Jake. (You may have already realised that by now.) I have made some sandboxes for myself, but not much info. I mean, who cares? Feel free to talk on the talk page.

Contents

[edit] Quotes

[edit] Random Quote

“ He means it. Go make a nest or lay eggs or something. This is a private business meeting. ”

—Blade Boccelli, The Phantom X

[edit] Bible Quote

“ ... Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile 2and behold, there came out of the Nile seven cows attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. ”

—Genesis 41:1–2

[edit] Verse of the Day from BibleGateway.com

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[edit] Awards

The Working Man's Barnstar
The wikipediholicism test gave me this barnstar for one of the questions. Jake the Editor Man (talk) 18:12, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Cookies!
Here are some cookies as a way of saying "thank you" for contributing to our project. Keep up the excellent work! Wisdom89 (T / C) 20:17, 26 April 2008 (UTC)


The Hidden Link Barnstar
This barnstar is awarded to Jake the Editor Man for finding the super secret hidden link on ComputerGuy890100's page!
Are you going to be next?
The Apprentice Award in Minor Discovering Locations of Pages
For finding General Iroh's not so hidden hidden page, I hereby award myself this award. Jake the Editor Man (talk) 17:07, 28 April 2008 (UTC)



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