User:Jake Hankin

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Jake Hankin

Jake Hankin is a mythalogical creature taking the form of a skunk. Although he is slow in the mind and unable to comprehend the most simplest of expressions he is excellent a slaying dogs and other vicious adversaries. Fake Spankin has recently been introducted to a close encounter of the third kind.

Without the use of his brain he must delve deep into his physical being to unlease his most powerful of powers, looking randomly around and not saying anything and pretending someone isnt there and never going near them.

Until another Chapter unfolds in this baffling saga we sit and wait for a time when evil aliens are vanished and all knowlegde of my exsistence is hidden.

Stay tuned...........