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Contents 1 Personal 2 Favorite Articles 3 My Dream Article 3.1 My Face Hurts 3.2 People I wish I knew 3.3 Famous People Named 'Jackson'

[edit] Personal

I am a college student, which means I know lots of things. I am studying Telecommunications and Japanese. I'm also the sexiest man in the world. For verification, ask my girlfriend, who is an expert in the subject. I am incredibly well-endowed and have a ginormous nose, thick eyebrows, and deep brown eyes. I can put a smile on anyone's face at any time under any circumstances. Why? Because I'm that special. Women beg me to date them, beg me for sex, but I love one girl and one girl only--Minnie Mouse.

Butt2Face - The website that I run

[edit] Favorite Articles

Kyōiku kanji -- If you want to be fluent in Japanese, you need to know every single one of these.
Metroid -- My favorite video game series.
Nintendo -- My best friend forever. JAJAJAJA
Hyperinflation -- I think the idea of everyone having money with a "1,000,000" unit value is AWESOME.
Pyramid Head -- The most disturbing character in any video game I've ever played.
Examination of Holocaust denial -- I never understood why people did this.
Down-low -- My brother-in-law said he heard about this on "Law and Order: SVU." I didn't think it was real!

[edit] My Dream Article

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[edit] My Face Hurts

It really, really hurts. Christ.

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[edit] People I wish I knew

	Time	Contribution
Jeff	Middle Ages	Lacked a bozack
Sally	Modern Era	Is fat
Chett	The Future	Plays a crab in a Cirque du Soleil show
Phil	Ancient Egypt	Dropped a deuce through a warp hole; landed on my house
Carlo	Las Vegas	Won't stop handing out whore trading cards
Lew	Maoist China	First man ever
Angela	French Revolution	worst name ever
Fred	Biblical era	first white person who gave a shit
Sledge	Ancient Egypt	invented the ham sandwich
Christie	Post-depression era	she-devil
Edgar	Present day	turns neck 180 degrees

[edit] Famous People Named 'Jackson'

	Profession	Significance
Michael	Pederast	Voluntarily changes skin color
Jesse	Reverend	has love child; failed to be president
Janet	Performing Artist	First and last person ever to have "wardrobe malfunction"
Andrew	President	Told the Indians where they could stick their peace offering
Bo	Athlete	Overworked himself by playing two sports
Phil	NBA Coach	Exiled from Chicago; took entire roster with him
Stonewall	War criminal	Shot United States soldiers
Reggie	Athlete	famous enough for me to remember his name
Latoya	Old news	was on reality show for four episodes
Samuel L.	Motherfucker	Notorious hardass voice
Peter	Hairy idiot	Makes movies that never end