User:Jacob Clausen

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Contents 1 Jacob Clausen 2 Life 3 Sir Jacob Clausen 4 Exicution

[edit] Jacob Clausen

Jacob Clausen is a gangster

[edit] Life

[edit] Sir Jacob Clausen

He slayed a couple of noobs in halo a couple of times before he got captured by the Special Forces. He was sent to Leeds Ave. But in 2004 he killed a guard and was sent to the island of Alcatraz. On the night of November, 12 2006 he escaped and left on a raft. He was later found in Derka Derka Stan and got mobbed by the Derkas. But Being The Man he his today he "Raped" The Derkas and the all Died Instantly. He Walked over to Auswitz Germanyand Killed all the Nazi and won World War III Before it even started.He is considered the most "Awsome, GHangster, Real and Jokey". Many People Tremble in Fear when he is in the same area code at them. P.S. 843 all the way.

I Am a pirate who dosnt do anything. I Enjoy Long walks on the beach and a new pair of slacks.

[edit] Exicution

Jacob clausen was hung on March 19, 2007 at 9:36 A.M. in the country of Derka Derka Stan. Their leader Derkaman captured him hiding in the Derka hole.