User:Jackf314

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George Washington in fact, never died.  He lives in the White House, 

in the top secret Washington Wing. He is one of President Bush's Top

advisors in the War on terror.  His experience as the commander of a
crack counter terrorist unit led to his assignment in the cabinet. 
Wahington's known acheivements include:Throwing a knife into heaven,
bringing peace to the middle east, single handedly ending the civil war, 

halting facism and communism with the help of ronald Reagan since the early 1940s,

despite Al Gores claim's invented the internet.

-George Wasingtons Counter terrorist Unit

 -Offically known as The Washington Operational Task Force
  -Known in the inner circles of the Pentagon and to the 

Joint Cheifs of Staff as WashForce

 -Famed members of the unit have included:
  -Mr. T
  -Chuck Norris
  -John McClane
  -Jesus
  -Jason Bourne (Honorably Discharged)
  -James Bond (Honoralby Discharged)
  -Sam Fisher
  -Solid Snake
  -Batman (not Bruce Wayne)
  -Rambo (Dishonorably Discharged)
  -Dirty Harry Calahan
 -Armaments include:The Bible, Plastic Sporks, Mr. T's Gold chains,Batarang,

Hellfire Missiles, Tactical Nukes, Colt M1911A1, 44 magnum revolvers,Spearguns,

Rambo Knives,and most commonly their bare hands

 -Successful Missions
  -Tearing Down the Berlin Wall
  -Killing Osama Bin Laden
  -Finding Jimmy Hoffa
  -Touching MC Hammer
  -Changing the lightbulb that lights up the sun 
  -Rescued the Iranian Hostages
  -Making San Francisco straight (This has been reversed by a gay San Franciscan insurgency)