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Hello. My name is Sanjay-Sanjay Chandlanisaputo van der Haagen. Yes, that's no typo, my given name is indeed Sanjay-Sanjay. I am the son of an Iranian goat-herder and a seventy-six year-old Dutch comfort woman and DOM addict. Fresh turnips and white-chocolate coco-puff extract mark my dietary staples, although I am occasionally partial to the odd bit of uranium enriched carnuba wax.
I come to Wikipedia bearing a message from our friend mister fat laughing buddha man. J.J. Thompson and the sacred plum pudding model are the one and only true depictions of the atom. Any other depictions are heresy, and henceforth I will confront those who create such blasphemes and draw my sacred Hintu blade upon them, which cannot be put away until it has been BLOOD!
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This user observes the dietary laws of Halal. |
