User:Imaximax1
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| Max Tarasuik | |
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| Born | Max 23/11 Gelong |
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| Died | Yet to be announced |
| Cause of death | OD |
| Burial place | My Bed |
| Nationality | Australian |
| Education | In Progress |
| Occupation | Checkout chick |
| Salary | To little |
| Height | 6'1 |
| Known for | Existing |
| Predecessor | God |
| Successor | Satan |
| Website Myspace? |
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[edit] MAX
My name is Max and: I love being bored (you can just ignore me)
And myspace
and links
not really
and i go to Coffs Harbour Senior College
:P
i consider myself the most modest person in the world
I am still editing this, so dont judge (yet) MYMYSPACE
TOUCH MY WIKI AND I'LL TOUCH YOU!
[edit] Friends(in no order)
Now we shall listen to some personal interviews from people who know Max...
[edit] Old person he knows: (said with old accent)
I've known max for years, since he used to bring vegimaite sandwiches to school. hes a really nice boy, really polite. he helps me bring in my washing. he alsways helped old little ladies like me cross the road. max i would just like to say your just swell.
[edit] Guy from the fish and chip shop:
Every afternoon after school max would come in and order $1.50 with of chips. he would always tell me what he was going to do...in regards to homework, when he got home. yeah max is a nice kid.
[edit] first love retelling: (from grade 1)
Max kissed my friend (Jess J)behind the P.E shed, its were everyone was going these days...man...i miss grade 1... though i think my friend got cooties...
***Updates will occur throughout the year, through interviews telling the TRUE stories, behind MAX....the people who know him best***
[edit] George
It is true that George once was king of Scotland, although he didnt get any credit for it. What a legend. One day he told me of the time he took drugs...........A man appeared on stage. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were a flame of fire. His feet was like cherry red brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice was the sound of many Symphonies. He had, in his right hand seven sharp Shiny stars; as bright as a supernova and out of his mouth, scaled a sharp two-edged sword. And when I saw him, I felt as if I fell at his feet as frightened as death. His Sharp jagged blades rusted then broke as I watched in horror. He blew into oblivion and his particles collected, gathered into the dusk of a breeze and imploded into the sky as if it was on fire. It was the most beautiful yet terrifying thing I could ever imagine.
Suddenly the tent disappeared as a scream of angry yelled out to me for unknown reasons. The sky burst into green rays as I gasped in amazement, and contemplated its beauty. Below me, where the ground should be, the pavement shock as if it was erupting, until it exploded and majestically formed a snake which slithered into the sunset. All the petty shops, stalls and stations around me disappeared instantly and mountains surrounded me and joined at the roof as if I had been swallowed by the earth. I fell strait into cold, icy water, so cold I couldn’t breathe. Colors around me swirled from a deep, dark grey to a bright light of green and I gasped until my lungs yelped. And then it all faded away as if it was all a movie and the lights were turned out, everything was black.
I was flying through the air, spinning rapidly. Around and around I spun, unable to move or observe myself, until I flew passed a mirror and saw nothing but a five cent coin. I bounced like rubber and rolled down a stony hill. I was metal, but I swear I could feel the air rush against me like I was in a wind tunnel. Disgusting!... I stuck to a bubble gum on a small child as he galloped away from the base of the hill. Each step was painful, like being hit by a truck. He took me home. His house was beautiful, the ceiling was vast and painted with a giant mural of outlandish creatures. But my joy was interrupted. As my cold hard body touched a bushy green carpet, I high pitched scream deafened me and i was drastically thrown into a pit of putrid waste. It was dreadful. I sat I darkness, in endless darkness like a black hole, with piles of rubbish above and below me like a foul sandwich.
[edit] Joe
Joe shreds on every instrument in the world and is very modest. Joe recently got eaten by a peanut -
[edit] Chris
Chris gave me a rice cracker on the 14th of December 2007. Thankyou
[edit] Ethan
Ethan, A.k.a EFN, is an mysterious alien Zapped over the universe to earth(Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha) cleverly disguised as red bucket (to hide his identity as a blue bucket) to study christmas trees, so his alien planet can destroy there enimies with Christ tree warfare
[edit] Craig
Craig hunts blue buckets for a living, although can never figure out their clever disguise.
[edit] Dom
Sometimes described as Turkish meat, Dom sucks at bridge builder
[edit] Christa
A.K.A smallest feet on earth, Maybe even in the universe. doesn't realize the "undo" button i have for my wiki and WILL STOP TOUCHING ME IN PLACES
[edit] Jack
Shares my interesting in opening boxes, and shiwissawassle's.
[edit] Rosa
easily influenced (by me) and sighted the stars "mosa" and "rox"
[edit] Matt
Top Shop?
[edit] Ryan
Self-explanatory...hahah (Sure is(from ryan)) ---- arrogant and the talented one of the group! (group including himself and a retarded squrill, who i think is more talented)
[edit] Leroy
My friend Leroy is often mentioned, but never actually seen. In Electro, a flashback shows that me and Leroy had a Glam-Folk band, but both are in such thick make-up, Leroy can't be seen. In Mutants, he takes Howard's light blue trousers and Howard walks off to remonstrate, but again he is not seen by the audience.
[edit] Fun With Friends(Still no order)
[edit] GREEN
i Know what you are thinking, this glowstick is SO MUCH COOLER than some lame blue one; and heres just some reasons:
§· *POP*
§· [Time is Luminescence]
§· *POP*!!!
§· The Green is IN the Blue!
§· Christa does so not win
