User:Imaeediot

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Imaeediot likes cotton candy
imaeediot is going to live in a circus!
imaeediot cant look at water fountains without dieing a little inside, then laughing hysterically
imaeediot is a post whore on the no doubt fan forum, aka the NDFF
imaeediot has more internet friends than real friends, and doesnt give a fuck
Imaeediot has no life :)
Imaeediot is going to dye her hair purple one day, but wont show you a picture because she's cool like that
imaeediot hates emo kids
imaeediot had 5 myspace pages, but fucked up 4 of them.
imaeediot LOVES slurpees
imaeediot's favorite band is No Doubt, because they own your face
Imaeediot's name originated from Ren and Stimpy, because her and her friend kept calling eachother eediots one day, then she realized that she was one.

one time imaeediot was talking to a random kid online when her phone rang. she picked it up. suddenly, an old asian lady yelled, "DID YOU TAKE MY HOSE?" confused, imaeediot began to reply. "um.. i dont think--" "IT HAD A YELLOW NOZZLE" the old asian lady interrupted. still confused, and about to piss her pants laughing, imaeediot responded, "i dont have your hose, are you sure you cant--" "HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOSE?" Imaeediot then began laughing her ass off, or LMAO as some would say.

Another time, Imaeediot was making a quiz on quizilla, and made the best typo ever. She meant to say drink a slurpee until you get a brain freez or it shoots out your nose but made a typo and it ended up saying drink a slurpee until you get a brain freeze or it shoots. now whenever she gets slurpees she has to make sure that the straw is pointed away from her, lest she get shot in the face.

Despite what some people think, imaeediot is actually a girl. it's unknown why some people think this, but it may be because she's such a fucking prick. But that's because she's an Aries. Aries's are pricks. It's a fact.