User:Ian Spackman/Userbox nonsense

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Barefaced lies (and bearded half-truths) about Ian Spackman
it-1 Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.

All that is true that is that he likes to read short, simple texts in Italian, and to watch movies—even French movies—without subtitles.

άθεος This user is an atheist.

True, but not a militant. And as for missionary work: if you stop eating eggs from battery hens, he’ll stop arguing about god. (But he does hope that, if he ever meets Saint Peter, that bouncer will have the balls to kick User:Ian Spackman down into Hell) User:Ian Spackman/Userbox/User saint haters In truth he doesn’t. But he wouldn’t want to disappoint User:63.164.145.85’s plaintive cry here [1]. Bless the child.

This user is a member of WikiProject Italy.

OK, this one might even turn out to be a blatant truth. So I could be lying. But history says that Wikipedia’s editors of Italian articles are rarely consistently interested either in collaboration or discord. Mostly they seem to prefer editing articles.

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-36		 Dieser Benutzer has spent 36 years forgetting the language he passed at O-Level.

Fair enough: this one has a beard.

This user is from England.

True but bollocks: this user is a member of the Moonraker diaspora in North Bucks.