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I will PWN (born Richard Christoph McDoogan, III, on February 31, 1991) is a registered Wikipedia user and semi-irregular contributor to factual articles on Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. He is best known for creating the Interlachen High School article.
[edit] Biography
McDoogan was born in the Cobblestone Village, Wikipedia, to Louis and Poll-Ann McDoogan. He studied at Wikipedia's finest elementary and secondary institutions, including Wikiversity. In 2005, teenaged McDoogan left Wikipedia to travel the world, and returned in mid-2006, bearing much knowledge to expand Wikipedia. It was after his worldly travels that he created Snarkle Snappleblast and I will PWN (PWN being his current, in-use pseudonym). McDoogan still contributes to this day.
In January 2006, McDoogan announced that he was confirmed to be pregnant. McDoogan, though a male, actually was carrying a baby in his ovaries, and gave birth to twins Leslie Nicole and Shamalamadingdong Dingcoffeesdone McDoogan in September 2006. Scientists all over the world still do not know how exactly a male human became impregnated.
[edit] Entrepreneurship
In May of 2007, PWN opened Vitamin K Entertainment. The subsidiaries of Vitamin K Entertainment include Vitamin K Records, Vitamin K Films, and Mothermonkey Publishing. There is currently one artist under contract with Vitamin K Records (being PWN himself) and one director under contract with Films (also PWN). One author has published his works under Mothermonkey Publishing (PWN yet again).
PWN currently has a MySpace Music profile, but no songs are yet uploaded. He has said on his profile that he is working on recording some of the material he has written and is also recording some cover songs for the entertainment of the MySpacians. It has been rumored that these cover songs may include Gimme More, Umbrella, and/or Piece of Me.
PWN has released two full length albums and is working on his third album right now. The estimated release date of the album is set in May. Some tracks have been confirmed, but the complete tracklisting remains a mystery.
PWN plays guitar and saxophone fluently, and dabbles with drumming, piano, and kazoo.
[edit] Discography & Singlography
- Richard McDoogan (1999)
- (If The Kitty Throws Up) Lick It Up
- Rollin' On Bobos
- The Ballad of Shaqualaqualitah
[edit] Songwriting
McDoogan wrote several songs in the late 40's, 70's, and 80's that became extremely popular hit singles for artists such as Elvis Presley, the Beatles, Prince, and Michael Jackson. His original versions of the songs he wrote are included on his 2003 album The Real Way as the last 9 tracks.
[edit] Writing
McDoogan is a published author under contract with Mothermonkey Publishing, and has written over two books. His works have been nominated and awarded with the Albert G. Einstein Medal of Literic Honor For Books Under 500 Pages By Authors Who Have Never Won An Award Before.
[edit] How To B.S. Series
The acclaimed How To B.S. Series by Richard McDoogan is a series of self-help book series designed for young adults and adolescents. The books are supposed to help make common but difficult things easier, even if it means cheating a little bit.
The B.S. Series has been made a mandatory textbook collection in high school and college media centers by mandate of Former and First African-American President of the United States of America Bill "Big Black" Clinton.
How To B.S. Your Way Through Life (2007)
- Resumés
- Dinner
- In-Laws & Marriage
- Pets
- Money Management
How To B.S. Your Way Through High School, Part I (2007)
- Algebra
- Geometry
- Calculus & Statistics
- English
- Literature
- Composition
How To B.S. Your Way Through High School, Part II (2007)
- Biology
- Chemistry
- Physics
- Other Sciences
- Psychology
- World History
- U.S. History
- Government & Economics
How To B.S. Your Way Through College (To Be Released: April 2008)
Confirmed Parts: 3
Confirmed Subjects:
- Study Habits
- Professors
- Other Students
- Exams
[edit] Teenage Handy Way Series
The Teenage Handy Way Series is a series of novels chronicling the life of a teenage wannabe named The Handy Way. The books' themes include finding oneself, first day of high school, living as a loser, suicide, love, alcohol, drugs, monkeys, and Hilary Duff. The books will be made into films, beginning in 2009.
- Confessions of a Teenage Handy Way (2005)
- Thanks For Reading The Handy Way Blog (2006)
- Handy Way: The Tweenage Years (2006)
- Diary of a Stupid Handy Way (2007)
- The Handiest Handy Finale (2008)
[edit] PWNtology
PWNtology is a religion created by McDoogan when he traveled through Eurasia, Africa, and New Zealand in the mid-2000's. It is a monotheistic religion that is now the fourteenth most popularly practiced religion in the world.
[edit] Origins of PWNtology
PWNtology was first imagined by McDoogan in India, blending principles of Christianity, Buddhism, and a small, American religion called Footballtology. McDoogan first learned of the Footballtologistical culture in a history class, the teacher a founder of Footballtology. (See the Footballtology page for more.) When McDoogan traveled the world, he blended the meditation and basic principles of Buddhism with the belief in the Messiah and heaven of Christianity.
