User:Hummerskilldinos
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Formed in early 2007, Hummers Killed the Dinosaurs is a unique blend of emo, screamo, and crunk music. The band was formed by four college friends, Bryan, Caitlin G., Caitlin M., and Megan.
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[edit] Bryan
Bryan grew up in a poor midwestern town, his only source of entertainment the music he made with his pick deep in the coal mines. He managed to overcome his said, pathetic coal mining childhood in order to become the token half-Asian that all of the bitches and many of the dudes desired.
[edit] Caitlin G.
Caitlin G. has also had to struggle to get to where she is. At birth, she was diagnosed as being emo, a horrific disease mainly effecting one's sense of self-worth and style. After years of side bangs and bathroom razor trips, she has now found success in one of the greatest bands of our generation.
[edit] Caitlin M.
Caitlin M. had it easy growing up. The son of dairy workers, she was supplied all of the free cheese and dairy-related products a child could want. Later in life, she became active in the sweatshop business, making millions through her association with corrupt companies. She is an active member of the Republican Party.
[edit] Megan
Megan is perfection on a plate. The daughter of immigrants, she struggled with her heritage until she found love with the captain of the basketball team. After her boyfriend was shot in a school shooting, she cared for him in his paralyzed state. She is now no longer in the picture, focusing all her attentions on Hummers Killed the Dinosaurs.
