User:Hing Hong

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Hing Hong was a legend in Hong Kong. Why he took down the Great King Woodo Coodo and beat the living shit out of him. After he was done he start to fight off a thousand dragons and killed only one. The others ran a away from his powerful sword "Long John Silver". He got married to a woman who came from Japan. Her name was Lu Do Fu and than he took a shit on her and left her. He also sign the Bill of Rights. He was the first and only chinese man to eat at KFC! Him and the colonal go way back when the evil king Luke Skywalker Texas Ranger ruled the whole world. The colonal got killed in that war between the rebels and Luke Skywalker Texas Ranger's army. Back than you couldn't eat at KFC, you had to eat at Popeyes. But that is in the past. Now Hing Hong lives in his homes and kick a wild chicken around the house and comes up behind people saying "Hows it taste moma fucka". He still fight crimials like Captan Plant and Liono. He also is the highest player in world of warcraft. He just got done with a movie called "Kick The Last Dragon" start him and Leeo Condo. This movie will come out in 4009, June 20th. Wait out he will sleep with your wife.