User:Happy Joe

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.

1337-0

This user has no idea what 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words.

pig

Isthay useryay ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay.

Cyrl-1
я

This user has a basic understanding of the Cyrillic alphabet.

fgn

This user can speak foreign.

...

This user would like to know all existing languages.

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

Personal

This user comes from Israel.

YA	This user is a young adult.

This user is male.

This user is Jewish.

This user is interested in religion.

Other

prog-2

This user is an intermediate programmer.

C-2

This user is an intermediate C user.

C++

This user can program in C++.

asp

This user can code in ASP.

as	This user knows ActionScript.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

js	This user can program in JavaScript.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know.

"It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page.

@	This user can be reached by email.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

trek	This user is a Trekkie or Trekker.

trek

This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.

Q	This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.

fan
trekkie
trekker

This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.

This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.

LCARS

This user, as a Federation citizen uses both LCARS and Wikipedia

This user has been assimilated by the Borg.
Resistance is futile.

This user wants to believe.
And plans to on July 25^th 2008. Verifiability is policy.

This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.

This user enjoys writing.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

dlph

Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user bickers with their significant other or co-workers about the thermostat setting.

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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

A&C

Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

238.584px

This user believes all userboxes should be the same size!

1, 2, 3...

This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

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