User:Groovyman3000

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Hi! Im Matthew Wright, you can call me Gilmore! I love rowing, especially the feeling of spandex on my ripped body. My nickname "gilmore" originates from my idol, Sgt Gilmore, the first gay Sergeant on the Bill. I am quite open and comfortable with my sexuality. I'm kind having man trouble at the moment, as my boyfriend Chris and I are in the middle of breaking up. My last partner, a 15 yr old hermaphrodite named Beth was also a bit of a bitch. She consumed too much cocaine and looked rather like a donkey.

My life took a turn for the worst this week as I was rejected from Durham university. I'm not going to worry too much about it, as I still have my friends, Chris and Oli, I have rowing, and most important of all, I have Allah. Allah Akbar! Allah Alam! Bismillah ar Rahman ar Rahim!

Anyway thanks for reading, and if there are any fit rowers (or preferably coxes) out there that wanna chat my email is: mathew.m.wright@btinternet.com