User:Gregism

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ANTI GREGISM

Anti Gregism is an unofficial religion which ONLY needs one thousand three hundred and eighty six more pledges to become official
Gregism doesnt ask for much just your immortal soul and a cash sum of £79.99 (money is optional. For all 'THE ANTI GREG' cares you can sit around in your underwear drinking beer and watching TV all day.
To become a member you only need to pledge your immortal soul to greg_3.5@hotmail.com
Once a member there are only several rules you must follow
wednesdays are known as the feast of maximum occupency - this just means you thank the anti greg before each meal
Saturday is the sabbath day, There is no church you just respect 'THE ANTI GREG' in anyway you want
Once anti Gregism becomes official the feast of maximum occupency will become a religous holiday
Anti greg is actually really awsome and i think everyone should send abuse to greg_3.5@hotmail.com

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