User:GorillaWarfare/Quotes

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My favorite serious quotes:

Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly. - Robert F. Kennedy

I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back. - Abraham Lincoln

When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion. - Ethiopian proverb

Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden

You can't achieve anything without getting in someone's way. - Abba Eban

We grow small trying to be great. - E. Stanley Jones

When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn't doing the same thing. - Unknown

Every ass thinks himself worthy to stand with the king's horses. - Unknown

Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you're made of. - Jacob M. Braude

My favorite funny quotes:

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history. - Unknown

You are very squishy. And so I shall name you squishy. And you will be my little squishy. - Dory from Finding Nemo

They're a bit like chicken fillets really. You can hit people with them! - Keira Knightley on her temporary breast implants for Pirates

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Funny thoughts:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out."? What about, "See that chicken over there? I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."

Why is it when something says "Do not eat" on the packaging it becomes that much more tempting to eat?

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying but when God talks to us we're crazy?

Why can we put naked statues outside but not run around naked?

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

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