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[edit] Devrnja Nikola
| Devrnja Nikola | |
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Sintelon's Pivot
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| In office January 1, 2007 – his contract is still active |
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| Preceded by | Zarko Sesum |
| Succeeded by | Milan Knezevic |
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1st Pivot of Sintelon
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| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office 2007 |
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| Preceded by | Ratko Nikolic |
| Succeeded by | Unknown |
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| Born | March 8, 1991 Backa Palanka, Austria |
| Nationality | Serbian |
| Political party | SINTELON |
| Spouse | Jelena(neka iz Futoga ja mislim) |
[edit] Early Life
Nikola Devrnja (born March 8, 1991)is a Serbian citizen and he lives in Backa Palanka. He is the son of the famous painter Drasko Devrnja. He was born on the 8th of March the Women's Day. Sadly this event haunted him troughout his life thus making him become Necrophile. As very young Nikola trained with the handball players and he got incrediblly strong. His strenght is mostly heared of in stories about theFairies. He became a great handballer and he is now a memeber of a Serbian National Handball Team. He has passion for computer games and likes to play DoTA with his class coleagues after the school. He also likes to wathc Pcelica Maja the popular Serbian TV show. He has declared himself as a Necrophile. His Father went mad when he heard what his son has done. Nikola also has problems with neighbourghs becouse of his loud music. His hearing is getting worse becouse of this. He listens to Metal. He specially like Cannibal Corpse and KoRn. He lists these bands among Pcelica Maja and Bumbar Pavo as his idols. He is Tall about 193 cm and he Weights 112 kg. His best friend Milan Knezevic plays together with him in Sintelon Handball Club. He is really bad in school and has poor grades and if he doesn't become a great handball player he would like to become a ditchdigger or a gravedigger. He is well known in the Backa Palanka Necrophile society and he is doing his best to stay in the society. He loves to play basketball but he is much better in handball. He loves to dunk and on one ocassion he destroyed the basket and the backboard. He never paid for it. He is an alcoholic but he doesn't do drugs a real proud and joy of Backa Palanka. He played for his school on the School's Basketball competition and he averaged 12.3 points per game. He also has passion for movies. His favourite movies are Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pcelica Maja and Bumbar Pavo: Clone Wars, Alice in Wonderland, Hostel, Nevolje Petra Pana i Pijandure Dzeka(a serbian movie) and his favourite movie of them all Pcelica Maja and Bubmar Pavo: 3 Debela Nemca. He is a great man and we would like to wish him luck in his Carrer.
[edit] Sport
- He plays handball for RK Sintelon as Pivot and he is in the starting lineup and he is youngest member of his team.
- Also Plays for Serbian National Team.
- He is known in Hungary and Croatia for his strenght and his intelligence and is known as ,, Deep Striker ,,.
- He is righthanded and is known for his penetrating shot.
- Nikola is nicknamed Nikolica for his sensative side of his style of playing the game.
[edit] Trivia
- He had a cameo appearance in the movie Karaula.
- He is a Student in Backa Palanka Gymnasium.
- His surname on English means Woodmen.
- Is a friend of a Serbian renown scientist Zlatko Bozic.
- He loves violance, he is still treated by the Serbian psychiatrist.
- List Pcelica Maja as his Idol.
- Is known for his huge size as ,,Big Joe,,.
- He is younges member of his team.
- He has a band called Misovi iz Kupusa , he is a vocal and the band is Metal oriented.
- Opozvao je Nesinu teoriju da je -@- znak antihrista
[edit] Other
During the NATO Bombing of Yugoslavia he sustained heavy injuries but he was healed from the wounds. He was during bombing in Belgrade so he was an easy target becouse of the constant bobming of the City. ,, Pretrpio sam veliku stetu vrata i drugih delova koze srecom sam preziveo, sad je najjvaznije da se mi slazemo i malko sam radioaktivan al ne bas puno, ostalo mi je samo jos citanje, pisanje, crtanje dok se neoporavim, pozdrav svima i nebojte se zbog radioaktivnosti i trebace mi malo veca doza aktivnosti morfijuma, i tako... ,, he said for BAP radio( a known radio station in Backa Palanka).
[edit] Amigo
I am Colin Cowherd's Anal Amigo!
-found on a user talk page.
[edit] Rasputin
Rasputin died from getting shot in the penis.
[edit] Not fun, but Vonnegut-style
The U.N. were drunk and tried to send people to Africa while looking at porn.
[edit] Pricey
Pricey born Anthony Price is of quaker descent and has no facial hair. His favourite singer is Celine Dion and wears the same shirt all week. Living with his parents Anthony sometimes teaches at Melville Senior High School and plays australian rules football at his school. His favourite words of wisdom are "Put some bass in".
[edit] Pushover
Price teaches a peac class and a yr11 music class. He plays with football both classes and is a huge pushover. He has a myspace account and used to have an afro.
[edit] Divine Powers
Price can play a drumset over his head and can play a piano with his ears. He once set the moon on fire.
