User:God of conformity/Gangsta

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How to be a Hardass Gangsta

1 Instructions
2 Do this to 'Keep it Real':
- 2.1 Clothing
- 2.2 Weaponry
3 References
4 External links

[edit] Instructions

[edit] Do this to 'Keep it Real':

Word, now listen tha fuck up.

1)Don't take shit from nobody. Dat's rule number one.

2)Rule number two, carry a gat wherever you go.

3)In addition to tha gat, take spray paint and markers to tag your gang sign everywhere you go. You'll get mad proppage depending on where you tag:

  Police Station- 10 points
  Museum-  (-)2 points
  Post Office- 4 points
  Thrift Shop- 0 points
  Rich neighborhood- 16 points
  City Hall- 100 points
  Bank- 3 points

etc.. you dig it, aiight?

4)Listen to Tupac, 50 is a frontin' teabag princess.

5)Don't say fifty, say fiddy.

6)Kirk out on people that look at you funny.

7)Sleep with one eye open.

8)Get 'Thug Love' tattooed across your knuckles.

9)Eat your vegetables.

10)Learn to type at 100 wpm. It comes in very handy in a tight situation.

[edit] Clothing

Braided hair
Doo-Rag
Baggy jeans
Lotsa fuckin' bling

[edit] Weaponry

Preferred weapons of choice by true gangstas are 9 mm handguns, sometimes an Uzi automatic SMG. A true grasshopper gangsta will always have a .357 Magnum for stopping power, or a full auto 9mm AK-47 assault rifle to provide cover.