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[edit] Rhythmic Syllogism

1. If something rhymes it must be true
   • The converse is not true, that is: If something does not rhyme, it can still be true.
2. If two conflicting rhymes are presented, a third rhyme must be found to resolve the dispute, or the newer rhyme is considered 'more true,' in the event that a third rhyme cannot be found
3. In the case that a rhyme should be internal, it is considered 'more true,' than an end rhyme. This applies when there is a conflict between two rhymes (point two) as well as if a poem itself has internal and end rhyme.
4. Proposed Point: If a rhyme is published and distributed, it is considered 'more true' than the alternative.

[edit] Four Groups

There are, in my opinion, four groups of people.

1. Intelligensia, viz. those who display qualities of intelligence or ingenuity, ergo one who is 'gifted' or 'endowed' with genius.
2. Mediocrity, namely the mass population. If one is not in another group, one is 'normal'.
3. Quiet Stupid, or those who are not too smart, but at least shut up about it.
4. FS or Flagrantly Stupid, or those who are ridiculously stupid and can't seem to not project the stupidity onto others. These people are more of a black hole of intelligence, sucking the intelligence and will to live of those around them.

There is also a subgroup, which could fit into any of the other groups. Crazy People who are usually intelligent, but may not be. These are the non-conformists (not fucking goths... they are FS) and the psychos, many of whom end up in high-powered positions, or in jail.

[edit] Typographic Efficiency

• Instead of ending a sentence or phrase with an '!' (Exclamation mark), one simply capitalizes the last letter of the phrase.
  • Multiple exclamation marks become multiple ending capitals.

'Hey yoU', instead of 'Hey you!'

'ShuT UP', instead of 'Shut up!!!'

• Instead of ending a sentence or phrase with a '?' (Question mark), one simply bolds the last word of the phrase.

'Are you coming' instead of 'Are you coming?'

• Instead of ending a sentence with '...' (Elipses), one simply italicizes the last word of the phrase.

'If you know what I mean' instead of 'If you know what I mean...'

• Typographic Efficient Rules can be combined:

NothinG

Nothing...!

[edit] To Do List

Add a point to Rhythmic Syllogism as per the problems presented by 'year after year (.)' Oh fuck.