User:Glenn Magus Harvey

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Welcome to my user page. I'm a college student and an occasional editor of Wikipedia these days; I try to correct and improve things as I come to them, while using Wikipedia. I used to be a regular contributor, but my "IRL" life has gotten busy in recent years. Additionally, I have come to have certain disagreements with what Wikipedia has become as compared to my original vision of what Wikipedia should ideally be, but I will continue to edit things to improve Wikipedia as a whole--mainly small things such as grammar/spelling errors, broken/unnecessary redirects and links, and stupid vandalism.

1 Info about me
2 Stuff from BJAODN (or what was such) that I liked

[edit] Info about me

First, some info about me: (wikified just for the heck of it)

I'm a college student in Massachusetts, although my home state is Florida. My college major is earth/environmental sciences, although I have extensive knowledge in biology and chemical engineering as well. My side interests lie in music (especially classical and videogame music), Law & Order, Castlevania, internet memes, and gaming of various kinds.

My username is derived from Frog (Chrono Trigger), Magus (Chrono Trigger), and Cecil Harvey.

I occasionally contribute without signing in, when I'm in a hurry to stay on some chain of thought.

How to use my personal sandbox

If you wish to flame or vandalize anything of mine humorously, or just feel like telling me a Wikipedia-formatting-related joke, please do so in my sandbox.

[edit] Stuff from BJAODN (or what was such) that I liked

[edit] From Spam (electronic)

This article needs more cowbell.
You can help by adding more cowbell.

Unfortunately, the stupid picture of the person whose identity I didn't know until someone politely informed me as to who it was and why that scene existed is copywronged, so I've just lost one golden example of nonsensical humor. ~GMH talk to me 00:19, 25 September 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Presidents for speedy deletion!

This page meets Wikipedia's criteria for moronic presidents. The given reason is: this president is a moron.

If you disagree with this moron, you are obviously unpatriotic and should sign up for the FBI watch list on its talk page or at Wikipedia:Dumb Presidents are beyond reproach. If this president obviously does not meet the criteria for sentient thought, or you intend to fix the next election, please do not remove this notice, but do remove this president from countries that you have created yourself.

Administrators, remember to check if anything links here and the page history (last edit) before deleting.

I would apply this to two presidents: William Henry Harrison and George Walker Bush. ~GMH

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[edit] Being Vandalized

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I so see this being hilariously applied.

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Wikipedianism:

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[edit] From Canon

In Artillery A canon should not be confused with a cannon. However, cannons have sometimes been used to enforce canons; many European wars after the Reformation consisted of just this.

[edit] More Crap

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This article is way too perfect. It's a perfect example of Wikipedia at it's best and thus it's in the need of serious trashing. You can help with this effort by Vandalising the fuck out of it

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[edit] Saddam is a chimp?!

WARNING!

Saddam is not a chimp.

Mr. Hussein needs to be Monkeyfied. Please format this dictator according to the guidelines laid out at Wikipedia:Guide to layout.

[edit] Hilarious AOL template vandalism

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