User:Gary Mackowiak

[edit] Nationality

This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user is of English ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of Lithuanian ancestry.

This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of Native American ancestry.

This user is proud to be an American.

This user has visited 11 of the 50 States.

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This user lives in Illinois.

This user lives in or hails from Chicago.

[edit] Politics

This user thinks President George W. Bush should be impeached.

This user thinks Vice President Dick Cheney should be impeached.

This user supports Barack Obama for President in 2008.

This user supports the troops in Iraq.

This user knows that there are 654,965 reasons why the 2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.†

[edit] Religion

This user believes in God.

This user is a very liberal Protestant, and doesn't think you need to visit a church regularly to believe.

[edit] Yay! Sexuality!

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is straight but not narrow.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

[edit] Movies and TV

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is in a glass case of emotion.

This user is very excite!.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

This user's sister was bitten by a moose!

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

This user will fight in the shade.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill O'Reilly in every way possible.

YA RLY

[edit] Food/Drink

This user is a Chocoholic.

This user prefers Chicago-style pizza.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats bagels.

This user likes waffles.

This user eats carrots.

This user eats potatoes.

This user loves Salami, especially Saucisson sec.

This user loves bacon!

This user loves brownies.

This user eats M & M's.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user eats cookies.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks so much milk that their bones can cut diamonds.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

[edit] Music

This user is a fan of Aerosmith.

Here's another clue for you all. The Walrus was this user.

This user keeps the Electric light on E.L.O.

This user doesn't look a thing like Jesus.

This user knows what it means to be a rock and not to roll.

This user is one hard-core Pearl Jam fan.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.

This user enjoys the music of The Police.

This user is a fan of The Smashing Pumpkins and worships Billy Corgan.

This user has scaled these city walls.

This user's favorite composer is Frédéric Chopin.

This user still rusts.

This user is a fan of Serj Tankian.

[edit] Animals

This user owns one or more Pugs.

This user's favourite animal is the giant panda.

This user's favorite animal is the Tiger, regardless of shape, color, size, etc.!

This user's favourite animal is the King Cobra.

This user's favourite animal is the Beluga.

This user's favourite animal is the Octopus.

This user's favourite animal is the Platypus.

This user never wants to see the image on the left again.

[edit] Ha Ha I'm Using the Internet!!!1!11!

This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

[edit] Games / Sports

This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist.

This user is addicted to Texas Hold 'em and is going all-in with pocket aces.

This user plays basketball.

This user loves to bowl but would love to get more strikes.

This user plays football.

This user plays pocket billiards.

This user enjoys playing darts.

This user is a Yankee hater.

This user strongly believes that Michael Jordan was the greatest athlete of all time.

[edit] Random

This user is an Aries.

This user was born on the year of the Monkey.

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This user is interested in coin collecting.

This user is interested in architecture.

This user enjoys singing.

[edit] Edumucation Learnings and healthiness

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in his or her local history.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in World War I and World War II.

This user knows that Battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms!

This user supports the United States Navy.

This user is interested in the Vietnam War.

This user is interested in Ancient Greece.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the  British Empire.

This user is interested in the History of the Balkans.

This user is interested in the History of Armenia.

This user is interested in the history of Germany.

This user is interested in the History of Poland

This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.

This user loves the history of the United States.

This user is very interested in Napoléon.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user has depression.

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user has black hair.

This user has Hazel eyes.

This user is mortal.

This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans.