User:GarethCoape

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Gareth Coape was born in Tockershireforde England on a gloomy day in 1978.

As Gareth was plucked from his mothers womb the doctor was heard to remark "That child has the smallest tocker I have ever seen!" The name and the affliction were to remain a painful and permanent reminder of Gareth's medical problem of micropenisism for the rest of his life.

Gareth's childhood was marred by many instances of locker room bullying by other boys of average phallus length. Terms like "hung like an ant" and "needle wang" became everyday parts of Gareths life until one day he escaped to The wonderful country of Australia, where he could start a new life free from his tiny tocker restraints.

Australia became a safe haven for young gareth and over time his confidence grew. He settled in Elwood in Melbourne and became friendly with a young, hip group of metrosexual Greeks who passed on their fathers teachings to Gareth about style, presentation, picking up women and of course lying about phallus length.