User:FuegoFish
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[edit] wiki theatre
[edit] act 1 - a party
| D: | oh god you're all creepy weirdos |
| :) | don't be that way we are pretty cool imho |
| /: | wait i guess you're okay |
| (: | lets be pals |
| :D | yeah lets be pals |
| O: | hey what are you doing |
| o: | no don't touch me there |
| o: |
| ): |
| :) | thanks for the casual sex see you later |
| ]:< | i'm calling the goddamn police |
[edit] act 2 - a phone call
| :] | hello |
| ]:< | hello is this the goddamn police |
| :] | yes this is the goddamn police |
| ]:< | i wish to report a molesting |
| :o | oh my |
| >:[ | this is a very serious matter |
| ]:< | you are damn right they touched my no-no area |
| :o |
| ]:< | please fetch me a lawyer man |
| :] | yes because that is how we roll |
[edit] act 3 - deep within a lawyer's nest
| :] | hello i am lawyer man, here is my official lawyer badge |
| ]: | hello i have been molested |
| :o | gadzooks |
| ]: | yes they touched my gadzooks and also my no-no area |
| :\ | perhaps we can sue them for fifty billion dollars |
| o: |
| o: | HOLY SHIT |
| o: | SERIOUSLY?! |
| :] | sure why not |
| (: | LAWYER MAN I LOVE YOU |
| :o |
| o: |
| *; |
| :o |
| :D |
| :D | gadzooks |
| (: | yes you can touch my gadzooks |
[edit] act 4 - in a court of some kind
| >:{ | i am judge solomon, all rise |
| :] | your honour this lady was molested by some creep |
| *; |
| :D | we demand fifty billion dollars why not |
| >:{ | what does the defendant say |
| :o |
| :o | FIFTY GODDAMN BILLION DOLLARS |
| :o | WHAT |
| :o | JESUS CHRIST |
| >:{ | silence in court you horrible little bitch |
| ;D | yer honour i have nothing to say except her no-no area was rad |
| >:[ | gadzooks |
| ;D | her gadzooks were also pretty good yeah |
| >:{ | i hereby sentence the baby to be cut in two |
| :\ | uh |
| :/ | what |
| >:{ | CUT THE GODDAMN BABY |
| :\ | there is no baby |
| >:{ | then find one |
| :\ | can we just get our fifty billion bucks |
| >:{ | oh, whatever |
| >:{ | anything, christ |
| >:{ | case closed, i'm off to find a baby to cut in half |
| o: | judge wait! |
| >:{ | you found a baby? |
| o: | judge please marry me to mr. lawyer man! |
| :D |
| >:( |
| :{ | oh good |
| :{ | marriages means babies |
| :{ | i now pronounce you boning partners |
| :{ | start making babies |
| :D |
| (: |
