User:FreeMorpheme

I am not a number.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

its & it’s

This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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gb-N

This user is a native speaker of British English.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

Misanthropist

This user is a misanthropist.

This user is probably going to Hell.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user is nocturnal.

BS-4

This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit.

This user likes pie.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.

4	This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.

This user is a WikiFairy.

BA	This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.