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[edit] The Werewolf Theory

Tupac Shakur was believed to have been shot dead by gang members on September 13, 1996. However, there was never any recorded evidence of an autopsy or funeral. Many skeptics have questioned the mystery surrounding his death, saying that he is still alive in Central Los Angeles, recording albums. This, however, is far from the truth of his actual whereabouts. In the Los Padres National Forest of California, Tupac Shakur has been spotted by visitors of the park, as well as poachers hunting for fresh prey. He has been seen in the streams hunting for a delicious catch of salmon, as well as roaming through bushes for sweet berries. His exact location in the forest is unknown, however, because he must avoid the light. It was discovered shortly after his death, that he was attacked by a pack of rabid wolves in the forest and underwent a transformation. No longer pure human, Tupac became a Werewolf. Because of this, he can not afford to show his face in public for two reasons: One, he will be shot by more gang members for being Tupac; two, he will be kept in a laboratory, seeing as he is the first documented werewolf of our time.

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Tupac, a.k.a. Wolfie, has been spotted wearing no t-shirt, baggy pants, and a bandana around his head. Rangers of the forest have not allowed public disclosure of Tupac's location, however the Finkleberger Association for Retrieval of Tupac (F.A.R.T.) has begun to take the necessary measures needed to set Wolfie free from captivity and back into the limelight.

[edit] F.A.R.T.

Bluffington Finkleberger founded F.A.R.T. six years ago when he first learned of the forest transformation of dear 'Pac. He gathered a group of fellow scientists and set out to find the former rapper before he became rabid and faced imminent death. They have been near successful on a number of occasions; however, each time they have a net around him, he bites through with his razor-sharp teeth; proving the fact that he most definitely lives a thug lifestyle. F.A.R.T. is a non-profit organization that is searching for 'Pac solely for the good of mankind. If you have any information on the whereabouts of Wolfie, contact Griswolf Hirschberg, F.A.R.T. vice president at 631-555-6890.