User:Fabregas004
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Sam Stratford is a 16 year old currently living in Harpenden. He was born on the sixth day of the second month. He is a sex symbol in Harpenden. Charlie keown is also seen as a sex symbol but only in his native whitewell, which is often also called "shitwell".
Harry Hawwwwwwwwwwy Wright
At the Gym
One Night At The Common
A very conroversial and sometime ironic night ended with harry wright getting with both the stunning Katie and the lucious Gabi. He then claimed that he prefered gabi and a potential relationship is on the horizon for harry. Harry was unavailable for comment at this time due to his gym commitments but Gabi said that she wants the sex god that is harry wright.
Alexander Whitehurst
A sex god! Revisionaholic and enjoys activites such as walking with his loving parents or attending art exibitions on the same night as the champions league final, o and he also claims to support manchester united yet doesnt know who Cristiano Ronaldo is?? Furthermore, Alex is the odds on favourite to win the holy breast quest! A cup the likes of which Brad Pitt have requested to compete in. Moreover, the deciple of god himself, Alex strikes an eery resembelence to the celebrity hero Charlie Sheen. The controversial ladies man is someone that all aspiring young stiffians look up too (apart from Hawwwy Wright who perhaps prefers Alan, Charlie's younger brother). Some say the Sheen Mistro takes lessons in getting girls from Alex, who knows? I definatley would not put it past the borderline alcaholic.
This is a documentation of Sam's career as a footballer.
Sam likes to spend some of his free time playing the sport he loves, Football.
The Early Years'
Sam started out as a young and promising football in the Harpenden Colts side Hawks. He played in a variety of positions but managed to establish himself as a member of a team that was well known for their tough tackling, no nonsense approach to the game. Something that would stay with the Hawks throughout the history of the club.
Wheathampstead
After being scouted by wheathampstead in a Hawks game Sam turned down the oppurtunity to sign for them, instead taking a year long break from football for personal reasons, some say he was fighting crime in Iraq, others that he had returned to his homeland of Krypton to see his cousin, Superman. However, Sam did indeed sign for wheathampstead on a free transfer the following year and established himself as a centre midfielder alongside Warren, a nut job.
Hawks
Sam made an emotional return to hawks the following season as wheathampstead went bankrupt and could not afford to pay the wages of several key players. Some say it was in fact Ben Worlok the sneaky goalkeeper stealing footballs for his own personal pleasure. Sam was presented to the crowd at rothampstead park and chants were sung until the early hours, the general feeling was that this was the start of a golden age in the hawks' history. After scoring on his debut sam did not feature much in the following months, preferring to sleep instead. Was he missing Wheathampstead?
Wheathampstead return
Sam returned to wheathampstead as a right winger, but soon found himself back in the centre of midfield after the departure of captain Ben Worlok. Sam's future is uncertain at the moment with him waiting to see who is added to arguably the worst team in the league before he signs on the dotted line.
--Fabregas004 (talk) 22:06, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
