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| Wiki War II |
Angela Beesley's Command Base is bombed by some troops ON WHEELS. Later it was reported that some MUDKIPZ LIEKERZ gassed the area. ImageBacklogBot spent three days in a coma. How can a robot be in a coma, you ask? Long story. Not enough time. |
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| Belligerents |
The Wikipedians[3]
The Second Great Vandal Alliance
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| Commanders |
| Angela Beesley,
ImageBacklogBot[4]
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Cody Finke,
69.227.234.134[5]
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| Strength |
| 250,210[6] |
64,110 |
| Casualties and losses |
| 4092 killed in action,
1,345 total dead, 666 wounded
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235,532 killed in action,
8402 total dead, 666 wounded
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Wiki War II was a massive war that went on for seven whole, long sluggish years. It happened about 13 years after its predecessor. It was said by the retired James (or rather, Jimmy) Donal Wales to be 'the most sickeningly bloodthirsty gorefest ever'. Then it turned out he meant Saw CMIVVVVVVIIVM:Jigsaw's Evil Wheelchair of DOOM! He said the war was nothing. Angela Beesley, the real Commander, said that it was no worse than being in Alien. Then we realised that she was Sigourney Weaver. Angela said that in reality, the War had been fun. Then she heard someone had mucked up her userpage. She personally blanked their userpage, talkpage, and stopped all Wikifunding for that server. She then proceeded to go watch Hannah Montana to calm down.
