User:Edenmariexo

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i'm edenmarie

in order to be groovy, savvy, cool, awesome, tyte, or radical, you need to read the following guidelines:

1. always sing loudly and off key. 2. never type L!K3 D!$$ 0K?!! 3. always blast your ghetto music home boy, even if you are white. 4. never wear all one color (black). your trying to be cool, not emo/goth. 5. always be loud and introduce yourself to new people - ITS FUN! 6. never date ugly people - we want people to know you in a good way, not by your ugly 'partner' 7. always straighten your hair, and NEVER ever ever put your hair into more than two braids. 8. never get a prince albert, word to the wise ass who thought of THAT. 9. always read those silly teeny bopper books. 10. never ever ever whore yourself on myspace, your so stupid if you have more than 1,000 friends. and if you do, you might as well click the back button.

but most of all, BE COOL. follow the rules and you'll be there faster than you know it.