User:Dsump
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Danny Sump THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. was born a poor black child (March 30, 1987 in, Botswana) is an American Student/Adventurer best known for Extreme rock climbing and exotic dancing at a young age.
Danny was the youngest person to climb Mount Everest at 15 years 3 months. He is an avid climber who has climbed such peaks as Pikes peak and Mount Trashmore before reaching the age of 7.
Danny has been featured in magazines such as "Rockclimber" and made a cameo appearance in the Blockbuster hit "Cliffhanger".
At the age of 6 while walking to his kindergarten class, he was attacked by a bear. The bear viciously mauled him, but this just made young Danny mad, and he killed the bear with a looseleaf notebook. His family ate well for a month.
There was once a rumor that Danny Sump fought and defeated Chuck Norris himself with a roundhouse kick to the face, but thus far these rumors have been unsubstantiated. (correction, the ineveitable has occured)
Danny met Chuck Norris in an alley way on 42nd St. in Norfolk Va in July of 2007. Immediatly upon site of Norris, Danny roundhouse kicked Norris in the left temporal bone of the cranium. Norris was rushed to the hospital and was diagnosed with brain damage wherin doctors made a stunning discovery that while Norris' signature move was used against him, the impact of the blow reached his medulla and severed cranial nerves 8,9,10,11, and 12. With the destruction of his Vagus nerve, Norris was declared a vegetable. Sump is now known as the man who turned Chuck Norris into asparagus.
It is said that Danny Sump's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Danny enjoys listening to 50's doo wop music in his free time as well as snapping his fingers in cool beats and patterns.
Danny is currently a junior at the Old Dominion University in Norfolk, Virginia where he studies sports medicine and good looking women.
Recently, he made an appearance on the Maury television show, where he discovered he was the father of Georgianna's son after a string of 13 other DNA tests. He is currently on the run after fleeing the Maury show to avoid being forced to pay child support. If you spot him, please call 1-800-CRIMELINE. Do not attempt to approach him, as his hands are registered nuclear weapons.
Last month, Danny's right thumb nail was auctioned off at Sotherby's at a record $87,028,729,852,087,928. This was the same right thumb nail that he lost while fighting 1,800 rabid, flying, mountain lions during one of his adventerous hikes in the himilayas. That was his only injury; however, the mountain lions didn't fare as well. So far animal forensic scientists have only been able to find one body part and that was the tooth of one of the mountain lions that Danny now uses as a razor to shave his face.
