User:Doublediapason

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Congratulations! You have found your way to my little corner of the Wiki World. I suggest you turn back now, or else you'll never make it.

My crowning achievement up to this point: arranging the American news stations by state.

The forseeable future has now arrived. This page has entered its third phase, consisting of extremely minor adjustments made at various points in time. This page was designed by I.M. Pei. Can't you tell? (For more information, click here.)

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Picture of the day

An adult Dunlin (Calidris alpina) in breeding plumage. This bird is one of the most common and best-known waders throughout its breeding and wintering ranges, and it is the species with which other waders tend to be compared.

Photo credit: Mdf
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This user is proud to be an
American.

This user has visited 8 of the 50 States and the District of Columbia.

This user is from Oklahoma.

This user is a member of the
United Methodist Church.

This user's favorite animal is the Tiger, regardless of shape, color, size, etc.!

org-1

This user is a novice organist.

s	....BOOMER!!!

This user is an Eagle Scout.

This user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punk

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

(more Ravenclaw than Slytherin, though)

C&H

This user has managed to transmogrify himself into a Calvin and Hobbes fan.

This user is a member of WikiProject PipeOrgan.

Another pic I like

Wikipedia:Babel

en-
us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

BS-n

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

en-gb-2

This user is an intermediate speaker of British English.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

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Places I've reached through my ubx:

Regarding Computers...

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

COX

This user's Internet Service Provider is Cox Communications.

Y!	This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.

@	This user does not wish to disclose his/her email or screen name.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Regarding Food/Drink...

This user is an omnivore.

This user loves cake.

(German chocolate cake, mind you)

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user lives for black olive pizza.

This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza.

This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

(wasn't all that bad...)

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user is a cereal killer.

TEA!

This user drinks southern sweet tea.

(or a hot mug of mint medley)

Regarding Movies...

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.

This user sends regards, signed... From Russia with Love.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

Kill Bill

This user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

(the handle is ivory, like Patton’s revolver)

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

Sin City

This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

This user believes that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Pulp Fiction

This user knows that they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese in France because of the metric system.

This user accepts the alias Pink.

The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

This user supports the
Galactic Empire.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

Regarding TV...

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

~~fan-3~~

This user wholeheartedly believes that Grey's Anatomy is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.

~~fan-2~~

This user thinks that American Idol is a hideous TV series.

NCIS

This user deserves a smack upside the head.

(call me probie, and I kill you)

UNIT

This user answers only to the President of the United States.

LTI

This user Embiggens Wikipedia with their Cromulent editing!

CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN

This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

ATHF

This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

DJ	This user wishes they had a Dirty Job.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

J!	This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

This user is a proud fan of
Are You Being Served?
...and I am unanimous in that!

LS	This user watches the Late Show with David Letterman

TPIR

This user watches The Price Is Right!

This user doesn't want a snuffed torch in Survivor.

This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race.

STOP!

This user wants to Press Their Luck.

STAR TREK

This user is a fan of Star Trek.

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill O'Reilly in every way possible.

YA RLY

KWTV

This user is a viewer of KWTV CBS 9, Oklahoma City.

Regarding Literature...

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."

- George Bernard Shaw

(above is the 100th userbox added to this page)

Quoth this user, "Nevermore"

Regarding History...

This user is interested in World War II

This user knows that Battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms!

This user supports the United States Navy.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

I warned you what would happen if you strayed too far. If you still wish for a way out, click here.

Regarding Grammar...

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

snk

This user says either sneaked or snuck.

with, at, in, for, to...

This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

to / too
/ two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their / there / they’re

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!

your/ you’re

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

its & it’s

This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

…	This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....

,	This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

“…!”

For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”

Regarding Games...