User:Deformitypolice

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Is an amoeba!

... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
mankind This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.
Pickyness Pickiness Happyness Happiness Busyness Business This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.
This user's home is overrun with cats.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.
lol wut Obvious statement is obvious.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
This user is covered in bees!
G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
This user eats cheese.
This user prefers green grapes over red grapes.
This user loves oranges.
This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion.
This user drinks water regularly.
S-0 This user does not drink carbonated beverages.
This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
This user is interested in ancient Egypt.
This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
This user plays the piano.
Fx
This user is interested in astronomy.
This user is interested in Strings.
This user would want to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to discover it by themselves.
Image:LD.png This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming
This user remembers VHS. ±
This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.
This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
MC This user is a fan of Michael Crichton.
This user enjoys Bollywood films.
This user's gonna need a bigger boat.
This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot.
ND This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.
This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!
This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.
HAL-9000 This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best film ever made.
MF This user bets the neighbors are just lovin' this!
The Mighty Boosh This user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!
D.M.
 This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office. W.H.
KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.
This user wants to believe.
And plans to on July 25th 2008. Verifiability is policy.
MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!
デス
ノート		 This user prefers to keep their notes in their watch.
Section
9
This user is a member of
Public Security Section 9.
CB This user is a Space Cowboy.
FLCL
This user's head is an N.O. channel.
SC This user will take all you bitches on!
This user is flammable.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
This user lives in Florida.
This user prefers a Tropical Climate
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.