User:Debuzna

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The deBuzna is perhaps one of the most curious creatures known in the northern hemisphere. Once thought to be extinct they now flourish throughout western regions bringing happiness and joy to all surrounding environments. There has been recent talk in the press about an annual deBuzna day held late September that would be celebrated not only in the United Sates but by all Buddhist and Islamic nations as well. Sadly, two misguided Islamic militants were against the idea and blew themselves up in protest. Consequently their votes no longer count. One seasoned yet sauced Irish Catholic priest openly argued with a chair and passed out on the floor. The chair reportedly won. In Clark County, VA, a sleepy Shenandoah Valley back hills town forty-five miles due west of Washington, D.C., a tanned neck man drank Budweiser cans and shot his shotgun into the air on two different occasions and really enjoyed it each time. His neighbors did not. Canned peaches are yummy.