User:Db1101

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Db1101 is a wikipedia username held by an anonymous narcissist who plans one day to decimate the planet by means of stellar explosion (most probably a supernova.) The purpose of this is not entirely clear but the user does hope that it will cause great devastation among mankind. Coalitions will crack and kingdoms will fall as Db1101 rides around on his stray mule in hope of escaping the chaos and hiding in an abyss with his computer and internet access so that he can vandalise Wikipedia until only one page remains... this one.

The plan is flawless (apart from the means by which a supernova will be obtained.)

[edit] History

Db1101 was born on the planet Mars whereby he was raised as a martian. He migrated via the moon to earth during the 20th Century (21 July 1969) and met Niel Armstrong who claimed to be "the first earth man to walk the moon." Db1101 found this quite amusing as martians had been walking the moon hundreds of years prior to the arrival of earth men. After his arrival on earth, Db1101 was adopted into an orphanage in Nepal where he was severly beaten on a regular basis.

note: the integrity of this article is far from complete but will be expanded on when Db1101 feels the need to do so.