User:DavidConrad/The Traitor Named Rove

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The Traitor Named Rove
to the tune of Mysterious Mose

There's a man of treachery roaming through this land     oh oh oh oh oh
Near and far you'll hear of him he's found on every hand     oh oh oh oh oh
Every city, town and village knows this bum by now,
If you want to recognize him let me tell you how:

If your fundraiser is crashed by uninvited 'bos
And someone outs a NOC, that's the traitor named Rove.
And on a dark and stormy night, when Katrina blows
And someone outs a NOC, that's the traitor named Rove.

He's seen all, done all, he's an aging hack,
Some night he might spread the word your daughter's black

So if you're going down to Langley walk upon your toes
If someone outs a NOC, that's the traitor named Rove.

[spoken (by Rove)]
Everybody's talking of me everywhere you go,     Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Who I'll out, how far I'll go nobody seems to know;     Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
If you're Novak, Cooper, Miller, anyone at all,
Any time of day or night you'll have to take my call!

And if Segretti's protege takes vengeance on his foes     ah ah ah
That's the traitor named Rove.
If you're outside the White House and Bush's brain implodes     ah ah ah
That's the traitor named Rove.

Detectives are on his trail, Fitzgerald's closing in,
I'll bet you he'll get him and indict him for his sin,

So next time you see a perp walk, everyone will know
If someone outs a NOC, that's the traitor named Rove.