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Itamaros itapagos nissimos, a.k.a. Itamaros, was born in NY (Neve Yaakov) in 1971 and is known for he's enormous chain of bars and pubs- in Cuba, the Cribbean but especially in Israel. Itmaros bars were destined to be hugh success, mainly among gangsters and junkies, then the big man decided to make an important step in order to dispose of these abominations. This step transformed Itamaros sleezy bars into a new generation of fancy shmency pubs - the "Samba Bars". Soon enough, people were storming the bars, dancing samba and enjoying themselves - cheap drinks for all and a lot of inner joy. Nowdays, the big man has more than 15 pubs only in the asian continent, from the first eastablishment in the heart of Neve Yaakov, untill the last- founded between the chinese mountains in Songpan. A spectacular fact about these bars is that instead of happy hours, the owner decided to bend the rules a little and create a special time of day called - magic time. scheduled every day untill 8 in the morning, you can enjoy a unique experience of horse riding right in the pub itself! Imagine, there isn't anything more fun than to ride a horseback while drunk, better than being your girlfriends horse, dump her and let her find some other sucker to ride on (The Itamaros Bible, 5th of November 2007 - Chapter 5) In 1997, a couragous act by Itamaros was made, when he decided to enter he's main pub in NY with he's 10 commandments made for men only, the dominating force, according to he's words: 1)Always drink alcohol, no matter how much precentage in the drink. 2)Always wear a condom, even while meeting your grandmother, if you're not up to it- you're not a real man! 3)If someone punches you, punch back but never let your foe see your blood, better wipe it off on some old woman passing by 4)Always have a masturbation corner in your house that includes some porn material and special cream - give your kids what your father never afforded for you 5)When you meet a new woman - sex first, words later 6)Never sacrifice yourself for a friend, too much effort and you might make some exercise accidently 7)Slap and spit in the face of danger, for example, when an angry woman is upset that you stole her child's candy 8)walk naked.. 9)Always dance samba, even on your way to a funeral 10)Smoke only the unsmokable

Indeed, Itamaros Itapagos Nissimos is a special man that already in a relatively young age, left he's mark on the face of the earth. Hail Itamaros!! Hail!