Dan Joyce
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Dan Joyce (4 July 1976, Plymouth, England) is a professional skateboarder and one quarter of the Dirty Sanchez crew.
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Joyce's role in Dirty Sanchez isn't as practical as the others. He is the only Englishman in the group, making him something of a black sheep.
On the DVD for the first series, a psychiatrist says that Joyce seems more committal in laughing at and encouraging the rest of the crew's acts than participating, though he does participate in acts many times.
Joyce is more willing to perform ingestion acts more often, such as drinking Pancho's fat from the non-anaesthetic liposuction he had in the movie, eating the end of Pritchard's little finger after having it chopped off (which he spat out when put in his mouth), and drinking and eating various other things (which has involved him vomiting it back up, then drinking the vomit). When he lost the "Pubic Pizza" stunt for example, the group had to go around and collect other peoples pubic hair. The person with the least amount of pubic hair had to eat the "Pubic Pizza". He then eats the pizza, vomits on the pizza, then continues to eat.
Joyce also seems to provide most of the humorous one-liners, mainly in the Dirty Sanchez movie. When the gang see Pritchards body after he was shot with 103 paintballs, Dan says "Fucking shitflaps". When Pancho and Dainton were bragging about their 5 star hotel they won in a crab race, they asked Dan and Matthew if they wanted to see their rooms to which Dan replied "I'd rather wank my old man off, Panch"
After attempting to eat Pritchards finger, he said the reason he couldn't do it was because "it was all fleshy" and he then started laughing hysterically.
When he finished drinking Pancho's fat (the second time, he couldn't do it the first) he eventually said, "Welcome to Dirty Sanchez ... I've just eaten a man"
